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From Soul Reaver 2:

Elder God: Moebius is my good servant. I have many.
Raziel: And if I told Moebius that he's worshipping a giant squid, do you think his faith will falter?

- As you find out later in the game, apparently it does.
From Blood Omen:

Kain: (referring to Nupraptor's severed head) Alas, poor Nupraptor - I knew him well. Well, not really.

From Blood Omen 2:

Duncan: Restricted area. This passage is for night shift workers only.
Kain: (dryly) I am the night shift.

In Defiance, after entering the cheat code to turn the Reaver into a cardboard tube:

Kain: Fear... the tube!

- The very act of smacking enemies around with a cardboard tube is also marvellous.
Also in Defiance

Kain: Locked. What love of doors these pathetic humans have.

- The out-takes from Defiance are arguably even funnier than in Soul Reaver 2

Michael Bell: And I said, "No more yogurt, Elder God."

Michael Bell: [as Shaggy] YA DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT IS, DO YEW?!

From Soul Reaver 2:

Raziel: (referring to Kain) Oh, no. Every time you show up, something monumental and terrible happens. I don't think I've the stomach for it.

- Even funnier when you consider that Raziel literally does not have a stomach.
The outtakes from the recording sessions for Soul Reaver 2 (can be viewed here) and Defiance (can be viewed here, here and here).
From Blood Omen:

Moebius: ...the future says you die!
Kain: But I am dead...
*decapitates Moebius*
Kain: ...as are you.

Moebius' wonderfully unfazed reaction to Kain killing him for the second time:

Moebius: Master, my apologies, a momentary oversight. Somehow Kain still lives, and has unexpectedly dispatched me.

- And just as he starts to say this, the camera pans round to reveal Raziel standing right behind him, and not looking happy.

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 * From ''Soul Reaver 2'':
-{{quote| '''Elder God:''' Moebius is my good servant. I have many.<br />
+{{quote|'''Elder God:''' Moebius is my good servant. I have many.
 '''Raziel:''' And if I told Moebius that he's worshipping a giant squid, do you think his faith will falter? }}
 ** As you find out later in the game, apparently it does.
 * From ''Blood Omen'':
-{{quote|  '''Kain:''' ''(referring to Nupraptor's severed head)'' Alas, poor Nupraptor - I knew him well. Well, not really.}}
+{{quote|'''Kain:''' ''(referring to Nupraptor's severed head)'' Alas, poor Nupraptor - I knew him well. Well, not really.}}
 * From ''Blood Omen 2'':
-{{quote| '''Duncan:''' Restricted area. This passage is for night shift workers only.<br />
+{{quote|'''Duncan:''' Restricted area. This passage is for night shift workers only.
 '''Kain:''' ''(dryly)'' I am the night shift. }}
 * In ''Defiance'', after entering the cheat code to turn the Reaver into a cardboard tube:
-{{quote|  '''Kain:''' Fear... the ''tube''!}}
+{{quote|'''Kain:''' Fear... the ''tube''!}}
 ** The very act of smacking enemies around with a cardboard tube is also marvellous.
 * Also in ''Defiance''
-{{quote|  Kain: Locked. What love of doors these pathetic humans have.}}
+{{quote|Kain: Locked. What love of doors these pathetic humans have.}}
 ** The out-takes from ''Defiance'' are arguably even funnier than in ''Soul Reaver 2''
-{{quote| '''Michael Bell:''' And I said, [[It Makes Sense in Context|"No more yogurt, Elder God."]]<br />
+{{quote|'''Michael Bell:''' And I said, [[It Makes Sense in Context|"No more yogurt, Elder God."]]<br />
 '''Michael Bell:''' ''[as [[Scooby Doo|Shaggy]]]'' YA DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT IS, DO YEW?! }}
 * From ''Soul Reaver 2'':
-{{quote|  '''Raziel:''' ''(referring to Kain)'' Oh, no. Every time you show up, something monumental and terrible happens. I don't think I've the stomach for it.}}
+{{quote|'''Raziel:''' ''(referring to Kain)'' Oh, no. Every time you show up, something monumental and terrible happens. I don't think I've the stomach for it.}}
 ** Even funnier when you consider that Raziel ''literally'' does not have a stomach.
 * The outtakes from the recording sessions for ''Soul Reaver 2'' ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgnLO7iJZaA can be viewed here]) and ''Defiance'' (can be viewed [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bTT39cTZVI here], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS0Ks_ph5go here] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1p033rLKew here]).
 * From ''Blood Omen'':
-{{quote| '''Moebius:''' ...the future says you die!<br />
+{{quote|'''Moebius:''' ...the future says you die!
-'''Kain:''' But I am dead...<br />
+'''Kain:''' But I am dead...
-''*decapitates Moebius*''<br />
+''*decapitates Moebius*''
-'''Kain:''' ...[[Bond One Liner|as are you]]. }}
+'''Kain:''' ...[[Bond One-Liner|as are you]]. }}
 * Moebius' wonderfully unfazed reaction to {{spoiler|Kain killing him for the second time}}:
-{{quote|  '''Moebius:''' Master, my apologies, a momentary oversight. Somehow {{spoiler|Kain still lives, and has unexpectedly dispatched me.}}}}
+{{quote|'''Moebius:''' Master, my apologies, a momentary oversight. Somehow {{spoiler|Kain still lives, and has unexpectedly dispatched me.}}}}
 ** And just as he starts to say this, the camera pans round to reveal  {{spoiler|Raziel standing right behind him, and not looking happy}}.
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-[[Category:Legacy Of Kain]]
+[[Category:Legacy of Kain]]
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