Less Disturbing in Context/Quotes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
"Jory, your penis is still on fire."
—Jonathan Paula, Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This? A Dildo?
"Hitler is number one!"
—Colbert
"I LOVE LUCIFER! I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!"
—Tech N9ne, Devil Boy
"You seem to be a freshly-severed head."
—I Am Maru, (English translation)

Chuggaaconroy: I feel like strangling a puppy!

Proton Jon: SO DO I!
—The Runaway Guys, in their Let's Play of Mario Party
"I’m probably the only wife on the planet that can come home to a sink full of bloody clothing and knives and think nothing of it."
—Mrs. Rolfe
"FANTASTICALLY moist."
—Derek the Bard, taking pride in a roast turkey.
It has fallen upon you to finish what began in Auschwitz.
—Sofi, The Unborn
Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death
—Fark.com headline
"[T]he British-Canadian Automobile Association has an original idea for a new speed bump: small children!"
—'What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?, Episode 17.

Stewie: Oh! We did it, Brian! We made 9/11 happen, high five!
Brian: Alright, yeah, high five!

Stewie: Yeah, alright!
—Family Guy, Back to the Pilot
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