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Alright, Peter Puppy, let's just face facts: You have got to be the world's...no, the galaxy's worst father. I don't know how you let six hundred of your kids get captured by one giant bird in the first place...but you let it happen again! I went looking at PetCo to see if they have a mug for, like, "World's worst puppy father", and they don't! And it probably wouldn't sell very well, because it would only sell to you! —Phiggle, in a Let's Play of Earthworm Jim 2

Santa in a bullet-proof vest wielding a huge gun. Welcome to life in 1924. —Let's Play Alone in The Dark 2, part 4

Watch out for that Beamos." —Diabetus, in a Let's Play of The Legend of Zelda: Parallel Worlds

Josh: Ok, so next episode... Hopefully there will be less rage-filled discussions about how much Bethesda deserves to die in a fiery pit. Rutskarn: I don't know, why change the formula now? Shamus: I know; we've got a good thing going here. The worst thing they could do is put a good game now: They'd put us right out of business. —Spoiler Warning: Let's Play Fallout 3 (Episode 20)

Mess with me, you mess with omnipotence. And by omnipotence, I mean a giant hand that can carry shit. —Cheeseball IV's Let's Play of Black and White

"DANCE MR. SATAN, DANCE!" —Helloween4545's Let's Play of Penumbra

"He fell into the ankle-deep water and died. Happy ending! Sunshine and puppies for all!" —RL Yoshi's Let's Play of The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time

John opens his inventory to reveal a lockpick, a book of spells, and a formerly salty bear. John: So wow, this is all I have for, uh-- Rick: That is all you have now. John: Good. Brandon: At least she left you the bear. John: Yeah, took the stick, but they left me the salt-covered bear? Steve: No salt, just the bear. They cleaned the bear. Brandon: You can't even lick the bear for sustenance!