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"The pen is blue! The pen is blue! The goddamn pen is blue!".
- "Write it! Write it or I'll break it off!"
"I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and Speeediiing!!
"It was Meeee!"
The roast of the board.

Mr. Allen: I like your style, Reede! That's just what this stuffy company needs - a little irreverence!
Fletcher: Good! I'll see you later - DICKHEAD!

Fletcher's fight with himself in the bathroom; if nothing else, for this exchange:

Judge: Who did this?
Fletcher: A MADMAN, your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful rope!

Judge: What did he look like?

Fletcher: (Beat) About 6'2, 180 pounds, big teeth, kind of gangly.

- In middle of the said self-inflicted beatdown, when another man walks on him:

Man: What the hell are you doing?!
Fletcher: I'm kicking my AAAAASS! DO YOU MIND?!

"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!"
- Some people cheered in the theater when this line was delivered - a sore point re: the practice of law?
This exchange:

Fletcher: Your honor, I object!
Judge: Why?
Fletcher: Because it is devastating to my case!
Judge: Overruled.
Fletcher: Good call!

"Some idiot's hijacked a flight of stairs!" Not a statement you hear very often...
From the bloopers:

Fletcher: (approaching witness with paper) Mrs. Cole (crumples up paper) A goose!!

"The fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew-- IS IRRELEVANT."
"Short, shriveled and always to the left!"
"Thats because you have big jugs! I mean your boobs are huge! I mean, I want to squeeze them....mama!" Cut to the next scene, where he's been punched in the face.
Also, the sequence in the court where he keeps objecting to himself.
HERE SHE COMES TO WRECK THE DAAAAAAAY !!!

"I object!"
"You would!"
"Over actor!"

"JEZ-E-BEL!"

—"Oh no! They're onto me!"

This exchange:

Kenneth: So all we've got to do is lie, that seems simple enough.
Fletcher: DOESN'T IT?!

Fletcher's secretary told him she's upset that her friend got sued by a burglar who got injured trying to break in. His lawyer got the guy a six thousand dollar settlement.

Greta: Is that justice?
Fletcher: No. (Beat) I'd have got him ten.

"HOLY HELL!"

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-{{trope}}
+{{work}}
 * "The pen is blue! The pen is blue! The goddamn pen is blue!".
 ** "Write it! Write it or I'll break it off!"
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 * "It was ''Meeee!''"
 * The roast of the board.
-{{quote| '''Mr. Allen:''' I like your style, Reede! That's just what this stuffy company needs - a little irreverence! <br />
+{{quote|'''Mr. Allen:''' I like your style, Reede! That's just what this stuffy company needs - a little irreverence!
 '''Fletcher:''' Good! I'll see you later - '''''DICKHEAD'''''! }}
 * Fletcher's fight with himself in the bathroom; if nothing else, for this exchange:
-{{quote| '''Judge:''' Who did this? <br />
+{{quote|'''Judge:''' Who did this?
 '''Fletcher:''' A '''''[[Brutal Honesty|MADMAN]]''''', your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful rope! <br />
 '''Judge:''' What did he look like? <br />
 '''Fletcher:''' ([[Beat]]) About 6'2, 180 pounds, big teeth, kind of gangly. }}
 ** In middle of the said self-inflicted beatdown, when another man walks on him:
-{{quote| '''Man:''' What the hell are you doing?! <br />
+{{quote|'''Man:''' What the hell are you doing?!
 '''Fletcher:''' I'm kicking my ''AAAAASS''! '''DO YOU MIND?!''' }}
 * "STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!"
 ** Some people ''cheered'' in the theater when this line was delivered - a sore point re: the practice of law?
 * This exchange:
-{{quote| '''Fletcher''': Your honor, I object! <br />
+{{quote|'''Fletcher''': Your honor, I object!
-'''Judge''': Why? <br />
+'''Judge''': Why?
-'''Fletcher''': Because it is ''devastating'' to my case!<br />
+'''Fletcher''': Because it is ''devastating'' to my case!
-'''Judge''': Overruled.<br />
+'''Judge''': Overruled.
 '''Fletcher''': Good call! }}
 * "Some idiot's hijacked a flight of stairs!" Not a statement you hear very often...
 * From the bloopers:
-{{quote| '''Fletcher''': (approaching witness with paper) Mrs. Cole (crumples up paper) A ''goose''!!}}
+{{quote|'''Fletcher''': (approaching witness with paper) Mrs. Cole (crumples up paper) A ''goose''!!}}
 * "The fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew-- IS IRRELEVANT."
 * "Short, shriveled and always to the left!"
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 * [[Mighty Mouse|HERE SHE COMES TO WRECK THE DAAAAAAAY !!! ]]
 *
-{{quote|"I object!" <br />
+{{quote|"I object!"
-"You would!" <br />
+"You would!"
 "''[[Large Ham|Over actor!]]''" <br />
 "'''''JEZ-E-BEL!'''''"|"Oh no! They're onto me!"}}
 * This exchange:
-{{quote| '''Kenneth''': So all we've got to do is lie, that seems simple enough. <br />
+{{quote|'''Kenneth''': So all we've got to do is lie, that seems simple enough.
 '''Fletcher''': ''DOESN'T IT?!'' }}
 * Fletcher's secretary told him she's upset that her friend got sued by a burglar who got injured trying to break in. His lawyer got the guy a six thousand dollar settlement.
-{{quote| '''Greta''': Is that justice? <br />
+{{quote|'''Greta''': Is that justice?
 '''Fletcher''': No. ([[Beat]]) I'd have got him ten. }}
 * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B-Dhvclq8c "HOLY HELL!"]