Luke, I Am Your Father/Quotes

Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Darth Vader: No. I am your father.

Luke Skywalker: No... that's not true! That's impossible!

Darth Vader: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Luke Skywalker: NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

—Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Monarch: Hank, what if I told you that your mother was someone you've met before? And that your father was not your REAL father?

Hank: What?

Monarch: Hank! I am your real father!

Hank: N-No, you're not...

Monarch PSYCH! Oh man, I totally got you. You were all like, "Oh, daddy! You're my daddy!"

—The Venture Brothers, "Are You There, God? It's Me, Dean"

Fernando: Claudius, I have something to tell you. I'm your twin brother!

Claudius: Gaah! But Uncle Teotonius is my grandson!

Uncle Teotonius: But, Charles, I'm your niece!

Charles: Teotonius, if I'm your aunt... Fernando, I'm your mother!!!

(silence)

All: It can't be! How could it be? Really, guys, think for yourselves...

—Gato Fedorento

You... you are my mother?

—Roxy to Morgana, Winx Club

I'M YOUR PAPI!

—Eddie Guerrero

WHAT?!?!?! Zeke is Yoh's twin brother?!

—The Yoh-Gumi's reaction to Mikihisa revealing Hao to be Yoh's twin brother, Shaman King

Ragna: What?

Jin: There's no way!

Imperator Librarius: So this cauldron... is not yet dust...?

Ragna: Saya... Saya, what the hell?

—Blaz Blue: Continuum Shift

Dexter: [gasps] That is not possible! No, wait, no, you're right.

—Dexters Laboratory, The Muffin Man episode