Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor/Funny

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  • Han and Lando argue about Lando ordering the Rogues to shoot down the Millenium Falcon.

Han: Lando, I'm serious - put one scratch on the Falcon and I'll --
Lando: Never find it under the dents.

  • Luke snarking before he's captured.

"If it's not too cliche, take me to your leader. If it is too cliche, take me anyway."