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* One of Booth's security guards, confronted for the second time by Machete wielding a [[Improvised Weapon|weaponized weedwhacker]], immediately says "I quit," hands his gun to Machete, and walks away. Possibly he is the [[Genre Savvy|smartest]] [[Mook]] in the history of fiction. |
* One of Booth's security guards, confronted for the second time by Machete wielding a [[Improvised Weapon|weaponized weedwhacker]], immediately says "I quit," hands his gun to Machete, and walks away. Possibly he is the [[Genre Savvy|smartest]] [[Mook]] in the history of fiction. |
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** This is after that Mook, alongside a more cluelees Mook, allowed Machete to visit Booth's home earlier in the movie: |
** This is after that Mook, alongside a more cluelees Mook, allowed Machete to visit Booth's home earlier in the movie: |
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{{quote|'''Clueless Mook''': Hey, who are you? |
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'''Machete''' (holding up a mean pick axe and weedwhacker): New gardener. }} |
'''Machete''' (holding up a mean pick axe and weedwhacker): New gardener. }} |
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* Pretty much everything Cheech Marin says as Padre. |
* Pretty much everything Cheech Marin says as Padre. |
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{{quote|'''Padre''': It's not safe for you to be here. |
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'''Machete''': I'm not looking for safe. |
'''Machete''': I'm not looking for safe. |
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'''Padre''': No, I mean it's not safe for ''me'' for you to be here! |
'''Padre''': No, I mean it's not safe for ''me'' for you to be here! |
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'''Padre''': (Makes the Sign of the Cross) I absolve you of all your sins. (gestures to the door) Now get the [[Precision F-Strike|FUCK]] out! }} |
'''Padre''': (Makes the Sign of the Cross) I absolve you of all your sins. (gestures to the door) Now get the [[Precision F-Strike|FUCK]] out! }} |
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* Machete [[Memetic Mutation|don't text]]. |
* Machete [[Memetic Mutation|don't text]]. |
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Latest revision as of 21:33, 7 August 2014
- Machete jabbing a mook in the neck with a thermometer = not funny. Whole house explodes and mook is hurled outside burning = not funny. Thermometer still in mook's neck and going up till it's all red = funny.
- One of Booth's security guards, confronted for the second time by Machete wielding a weaponized weedwhacker, immediately says "I quit," hands his gun to Machete, and walks away. Possibly he is the smartest Mook in the history of fiction.
- This is after that Mook, alongside a more cluelees Mook, allowed Machete to visit Booth's home earlier in the movie:
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Clueless Mook: Hey, who are you? |
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- Pretty much everything Cheech Marin says as Padre.
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Padre: It's not safe for you to be here. |
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- Machete don't text.
- Except when he finally does, sending a message that makes Booth pretty much say Oh Crap.
- One of the Mexicans barging into battle was running with an ice cream cart.
- "Machete... will return... in... Machete Kills! And... Machete Kills Again! "
- Now renamed to Machete Kills Again In Space!
- "THEY JUST FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MEXICAN."
- How about the scene where Machete jumps out of building using the intestines of the Mook he just disemboweled as a rope? Crosses the Line Twice indeed.