Machete/Funny
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- Machete jabbing a mook in the neck with a thermometer = not funny. Whole house explodes and mook is hurled outside burning = not funny. Thermometer still in mook's neck and going up till it's all red = funny.
- One of Booth's security guards, confronted for the second time by Machete wielding a weaponized weedwhacker, immediately says "I quit," hands his gun to Machete, and walks away. Possibly he is the smartest Mook in the history of fiction.
- This is after that Mook, alongside a more cluelees Mook, allowed Machete to visit Booth's home earlier in the movie:
Clueless Mook: Hey, who are you? |
- Pretty much everything Cheech Marin says as Padre.
Padre: It's not safe for you to be here. |
- Machete don't text.
- Except when he finally does, sending a message that makes Booth pretty much say Oh Crap.
- One of the Mexicans barging into battle was running with an ice cream cart.
- "Machete... will return... in... Machete Kills! And... Machete Kills Again! "
- Now renamed to Machete Kills Again In Space!
- "THEY JUST FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MEXICAN."
- How about the scene where Machete jumps out of building using the intestines of the Mook he just disemboweled as a rope? Crosses the Line Twice indeed.