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* An old Yakov Smirnoff line: |
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{{quote|"On my first shopping trip, I saw powdered milk -- you just add water, and you get milk. Then I saw powdered orange juice -- you just add water, and you get orange juice. And then I saw baby powder, and I thought to my self, "What a country!"}} |
{{quote|"On my first shopping trip, I saw powdered milk -- you just add water, and you get milk. Then I saw powdered orange juice -- you just add water, and you get orange juice. And then I saw baby powder, and I thought to my self, "What a country!"}} |
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:* Smirnoff also uses the joke about the label on a can of food depicting the contents, claiming this to have been the convention in Soviet Russia. He sees a can of pet food with a picture of a dog on it... "oh no, not this stuff again." |
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== Live-Action TV == |
== Live-Action TV == |