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You thought [[Memetic Mutation|memes]] were strictly limited to [[Memetic Mutation/Literature|professionally published works]]? Think again.
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''Please add entries in the following format:''
* The name of the story.
** Meme name: description of meme and how it's used.
*** Source of meme and fandom it relates to in the form of a hot tip.
*** Famous instances (such as the Rick Roll during the Thanksgiving parade).
*** Further mutations and successor memes, if any.
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* [[Doom: Repercussions of Evil|No, John.]] You are the demons.<ref>A legendary [[Cruel Twist Ending]] that propelled an insignificant drabble into internet stardom. May even be the very first fanfiction meme.</ref>
** [[And Then John Was a Zombie]].
** No! You will be KILL BY DEMONS!
** Same [[Peter Chimaera|atuhor]]: ''[[Quarter-Life: Halfway To Destruction|Quarter Life: Halfway to Destruction]]''.
*** NO! NOT ALL OF DALLAS!!
*** Ui have discovered new radoactive isotope but it is so volatile it does not have half-life but quarter-life and so we must observe with hasty!
*** Gordon Freechman was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
*** Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm.
*** Chapter 2: They revocer teh isotrop BUT THEY DON'T!
*** ...but Jimm was already blowed to smitheroons.
* ''[[My Immortal]]'', as '''the''' most famously terrible fanfiction in existence, is [[Fountain of Memes|a breeding ground for memes]], but some highlights are:
** "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was...DUMBLYDORE!
*** Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok
** Stop flamming u fuking preps.
** "hey bitch you look kawaii"
** "[[IKEA Erotica|he put his thingy in my you know what and we did it for the first time]]."
** "geddit?"
*** "cuz im goffic"
** Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?
*** STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!
** "And Loopin was masticating to it!"
*** "And Dobby was watching!"
** "And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. [[Department of Redundancy Department|And it was black]]."
** "He was so hot and sexy that my body went all hot kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko."
** "Icy blue eyes like limpid tears"
** "The only way they can be killed is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak."
** "Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. 'I hath telekinesis.' he said."
** "Volfemort has him bondage!"
** "I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT!" Hargirid paused angrily "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
** "VAMPIRE POTTER YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
** "It was snowing and raining."
** [[The Half World|"...and there was _____, looking extremely fucking hot."]]
** WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER [[Bring Me My Brown Pants|EXCRETION ADVISD]].
** I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.
** I cried sexily
*** I jumped sexily in front of da bullet
** Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked.
** I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)
* Cassandra Claire's [[The Very Secret Diaries|Very Secret Diaries]]:
** "Still not king yet."
** "Stubble update: I look rugged and manly."
** "Pervy hobbit-fancier."
** "Still the prettiest."
** "Sam will kill him if he tries anything."
** Gandalf's pointy hat trick.
**  The strawberry scented bath bubbles.
** "Killed by orcs. Stupid orcs."
* The ''[[Doctor Who]]''-related [[The Ben Chatham Adventures|fanfic series]], featuring [[Marty Stu|non-canon companion]] [http://chathamben.blogspot.com/ Ben] [http://benchathamsux.blogspot.com/ Chatham] and his (in)famous creator, Sparacus, has spawned many memes.
** UNTRUE!
*** Unsubstantiated Assertion!
** "Let us perchance to venture inside...
** The silent majority.
** Glacier Mints are a B-rated drug.
* Livejournal [[Kink Meme]]s are a ''spawning ground'' for these. The ''[[Ace Attorney]]'' one in particular (located [http://teagueful.livejournal.com/56374.html here] and currently at ''nineteen parts'', as you can see) has generated piles of fanon, including a fic (and sequels) with Phoenix being the prince of Lithuania (AND moonlights as a porn star with the stage name "Earl Zach"), at least one original character (the most well known/popular being Hannah, Edgeworth's ''[[Butt Monkey|much]]'' put-upon secretary), an in-universe online rpf archive called "Lawyers in Love" and more besides.
** "ReCaptcha says [X]"
* Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.<ref>The most well-known of all [[Crack Fic]]s, famous for its endless absurdity, in which [[Dragon Ball|Goku]] travels back in time, falls in love with Anne Frank, and fights Adolf Hitler, who becomes a [[Super Mode|Super Saiyan]], prompting this line. And he pulls it off in [[The Legend of Koizumi]], too!</ref>
* [[Author Appeal|Pepper jack cheese.]]
* Hrm, ''[[Half Life: Full Life Consequences]]'' hasn't been mentioned. Why not? BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE.<ref>Another legendarily terrible fanfiction that spawned endless memes, this one actually spawned ''more'' from the animated version instead of the original text.</ref>
** John Freeman look on the ground and found WEPON.
** And the pants were dead.
** [[Full-Name Basis|John Freeman and Gordon Freeman and Henry Freeman.]]
** And it gave them hop!
** Zombie goasts, leave this place!
** It is a good day for me to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys!
** Thanks I could help, bro!
** And then he shot the final boss with a rocket, because that was his weakness.
** They come from science and outer space and they hate humens.
** Same author: ''[[Halo: Halos in Space]]'': "'[[Big No|NOOOOOO!]] He was my brotheeeer!' And then he got tired and slept."
* YOU CANNOT KUNG FU ON BULLDOZER, from [[Hans Von Hozel]]'s infamous ''[[Kung Fu Panda]]'' fanfic.
** "[insert name here] danubes through the window."
** Suddenly, X!
* [[Light and Dark - The Adventures of Dark Yagami|But they were blood bananas]] [[Shaped Like Itself|made of blood]].
** "That bastardly hound!"
** Killed him in the leg.
** "I will have to use stealth instead" said L and [[With Catlike Tread|jumped in the broken window screaming]].
** Ghosts don exits.
* In 2001, a poster on the [[I Have Many Names|Harry Potter Movie Site/Unofficial Harry Potter Movie Site/HJP Forums/Harry Potter Connection]] speculated that a later book would be named after a [[MacGuffin]] that would prove vital to defeat Voldemort. [[Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (novel)|(Which in fact turned out to be the case.)]] The completely random example given was "Green Flame Torch", and before long every other ''[[Harry Potter]]'' [[Continuation]] [[Fanfic]] was called ''Harry Potter and the Green Flame Torch''. [[J. K. Rowling]] herself commented on it, and it was ''still'' being speculated as the title of the seventh book years later.
* [[30 "H"s|Harry, you must rock the fuck out.]]
** Groinsaws.
* [[Starkit's Prophecy]]:
** "Fuhrstar! yellded a TiggerStraw. "You ar gong to did now!" And he held out... SOME JEW!
** [[You Fail Religious Studies Forever|LJESS IS OYUR SAVER]]
** 11. No BENG GAY!f
* [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/09/whose_responsible_this.php WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?]
** I am what they call the best of the best, so mock all you want, but I have my fans, and they lvoe my stories!!!!
** [[Spider-Man|My]] [[It's All My Fault|responsible this]].
* [[Tiberium Wars|Yea verily, though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil]], [[Tank Goodness|for I am driving a house-sized mass of "fuck you."]]
* [http://mctabby.livejournal.com/296287.html She has no name, but his...is Señor Draco.]
* [[Copy Cat Sue|ORIGINAL]] [[Captain Ersatz|CHARACTER]]/[[Common Crossover|IDEA!]] [[High School AU|DO]] [[Fandom-Specific Plot|NOT]] [[Sailor Earth|STEAL]]! <ref>A standard disclaimer at the beginning of a vast majority of fanfics, especially those lacking in any originality, and a very good indicator of Unwarranted Self-Importance.</ref>
** Visual joke involves either [http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Original_character,_do_not_steal writing this under] some [[Overused Copycat Character]] or variations of "[https://web.archive.org/web/20140727205935/http://aruesso.deviantart.com/art/donut-steel-196957563 Original Character]: [[Visual Pun|Donut Steel]]"
* "Surprise!" said Riker as he boned young Wesley up the ass.
* [[An Entry With a Bang|How's the weather on Strana Mechty?]]
** EARTHWANK!
* [[Doctor Who|"Take me, Time Lord!"]]
* Rude Person, the traditional Kirk/Spock [[Slash Fic]] plot parodied in different dialects.
** Speaking of Kirk/Spock, thanks to the legendary and infamous "Closer" video, "Closer" is now the unofficial theme song for "Amok Time", has been played at several non-slash ''Trek'' conventions, and has spawned about a hundred copy-cat videos for different fandoms.
* [[Kingdom Hearts|Namine]] does not knock. ''[[OOC|She kicks the door down.]]''
* ''[[Nobody Dies|Heee~ey.]]''
**  {{spoiler|1=You gonna get REIped}}
** "[Insert random problem]? Drop the Sun on it!"
** '''Tabris is F___ing gay.'''
** BABIES!
*** Babiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabies
* [[Shinji and Warhammer40K|"Damn you, Ikari!"]] <ref>A [[Running Gag]] whereby various characters lament Shinji's [[Memetic Sex God]] status.</ref>
** "[[Crush! Kill! Destroy!|BURN! MAIM! KILL!]] [[Madness Mantra|BURN! MAIM! KILL!]]" <ref>a ''WH40K'' [[Catch Phrase]] that this Shinji uses in replacement of the original Shinji's [[Survival Mantra]] "I musn't run away".</ref>
* [[Breaking the Deal|Not! One! More! Day!]]
** Deadpool's "RETCON PUNCH!", and his DDR battle against Doctor Bong.
** [[It Makes Sense in Context|The author refusing his Facebook friend request]].
** [[Self-Deprecation|"None of this is real. There is a fanboy, sitting at his computer desk, writing a fix fic for what was a fantastically drawn story."]]
* Hermione had changed over the summer.<ref>For '''years''' ''[[Harry Potter]]'' fanfiction authors would find it necessary to make Hermione "more attractive", with almost an exact duplicate of these lines used somewhere along the way. So infamous that even ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'' parodied it.</ref>
** She had curves in all the right places.
*** Her hair was no longer bushy, but curled perfectly and gleamed in the sun.
* ''[[Bigger Is Better in Bed|IT COULD GET ON DISNEYLAND ATTRACTIONS BY ITSELF.]]'' <ref>[http://fanficrants.livejournal.com/1798922.html One person] discovered a porn fic in which one of the characters wielded a '''''42 inch penis''''', and decided to share this discovery with the internet. Cue endless jokes such as this.</ref>
* [[Of Love and Bunnies|I love my wife.]] And ''she needs her chainsaw''.
** Conner ''die''.
* [[Comics Nix|This have no pardon!]]
** A beautifully adorned rectum, full of portraits of Prime's human friends that already visited the place.
* Draco and Harry know all about broom closets at Hogwarts. Also Hermione. And Snape.
* [[Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation Of Edward Cullen|HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD!]]
* '''''[[How I Became Yours|CHARD MONSTER!!!]]'''''
* If comments/reviews for this fic, [https://web.archive.org/web/20120412093434/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6977158/1/Digimon_Adventure_Remix_02 Digimon Adventure Remix 02], are anything to go by...then Chapter 6-[[Memetic Sex God|Mimi]] [[Crowning Moment of Funny|the]] [[Memetic Molester|Cougar]]. [[It Makes Sense in Context]]...
* [[The Emiya Clan]] <ref>Fans of GB's [[In Flight]] created a Harem [[Badass]] [[The Clan|Clan]] with [[Memetic Sex God|Shirou]] having 24 wives, and 27 children, along with [[Honorary Uncle]] and King of Nannies [[My Friends and Zoidberg|Gilgamesh]], in a single generation. Needless to say whenever they appear there will be [[Loads and Loads of Characters]].</ref>
** "Welcome to [[The Clan]]. [[A Wizard Did It|Leave your sanity at the door.]]"
* FUNNIFICATION IS NOT A WORD MOONY.<ref>From [[The Shoebox Project]], a Harry Potter fanfic that is probably the most famous and critically acclaimed slashfic ever.</ref>
* Repeat after me: I do believe in commas. I do, I do.<ref>Also from The Shoebox Project. Often used on forums to correct people with mad grammar.</ref>
* "And so the gods did Hector up the butt, because he was a fine man."-Opening line of ''Forbidden Love'', an Illiad fanfic.
* ''[[Kyon: Big Damn Hero]]'':
** [[Fan Nickname|Big Damn X]] <ref>A phrase that can be applied to ''anything'' related to the fanfic, such as Big Damn Harem or Big Damn Cosplay.</ref>
** [[Does Not Like Spam|Kuyou haet noodlez.]] <ref>Kuyou's dislike of noodles due to a literal [[Noodle Incident]].</ref>
** [[Insistent Terminology|"Magical Radiant Nonoko!"]] <ref>[[Mentor Mascot|Achakura]] is always eager to correct someone referring to [[Magical Girl|Nonoko]] just by name.</ref>
* I HATE THAT YOU HAVE A COCK! <ref>''[[Deserving]]'' has [[Harry Potter]] shout this at Snape after one sex scene. It [[Makes Just as Much Sense in Context]] and exists entirely as a set-up for a rather [[squick]]y subplot that [[Author's Saving Throw|later gets forgotten by everyone involved]], but the hilarity of [http://wtffanfiction.tumblr.com/post/12301800514/i-hate-that-you-have-a-cock-i-hate-it-i-hate the line] ensured that readers wouldn't be so quick to forget.</ref>
** POTTERRR! <ref>[[Out of Character|Despite his calm, reassuring canon persona]], Kingsley Shacklebolt is the [[Large Ham|largest ham]] in the fic's [[World of Ham]], yelling thus at Harry in his first appearance. Like the previous, it's usually quoted in ALLCAPS despite not being so in the original.</ref>
* ''[[Team 8]]''
** [[Beware the Quiet Ones|THAT'S]] [[Precision F-Strike|BULLSHIT!]] ''(eeps, covers mouth)''<ref>Hinata learns that Naruto didn't get the [[It Gets Easier]] speech from the Ninja Academy's psychological advisor, but was cruelly dismissed as a monster who'd enjoy killing (this happened after Naruto's first kill during a mission). Hinata is outraged...and this was her response.</ref>

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