Men in Black 3/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.



  • From the trailer for the third film:

Jay: I'm looking for Kay. Have you seen him? Sort of a surly, older gentleman. He smiles like this.
(Puts on the most serious face he can)

  • In the third film, Agent J drops a very sly Chappelle's Show reference into 1969. When J was confronted about how he knew Agents O and K, he tried a lame excuse to say that he referred to couples as "Okkaayyy!!" Also counts as Hilarious in Hindsight even if it was unintentional.
  • In the third film, most every scene with Griffin, since being able to continuously see several dozen possible futures makes him a Cloudcuckoolander, is funny, awesome, or both. Especially his Brick Joke at the end of the film, "that was a close one".
  • Agent O's eulogy at Zed's funeral, where she proceeds to paraphrase something an alien said about him... in the same language of the original quote.
  • When J first meets young K.
  • When J, filled with righteous anger, neuralises a pair of racist cops:

J: AND JUST BECAUSE YOU SEE A BLACK MAN DRIVING A NICE CAR, DOES NOT MEAN THAT IT IS STOLEN!
(Beat)
J: ...Well, I stole this one. BUT NOT BECAUSE I'M BLACK.

    • When the camera cuts to the assembled agents, everyone is looking somber, or even touched... except J, whose reaction is confusion-induced hilarity.

J: Kay!!! (Moves to hug him)
K: (Promptly tasers J)

  • After time has been altered, J is back in MIB HQ and asks O about what's been happening. O says that there are two possibilities about it, the first being a long winded explanation about a dangerous alien tick that could kill J...and then promptly slaps J hard.

O: *dissapointed* Damnit, it's not the tick...
J: *annoyed, rubbing his cheek* Damnit it's not the tick!?

  • "Mommy, the President is drinking my chocolate milk!"
  • The "Viagrans", who have developed a "revolutionary new pill".
  • Agent W. No, Andy Warhol wasn't an alien spy, but he was on the job against those who were!
    • That entire scene. "I'm photographing a man eating a hamburger...now the pickle."
  • When J convinced young K not to neuralyse him, they wind up having to hide it from the chief on the way out:

Chief: "What's he still doing here?"
K: "I might have cooked him too long, I'm taking him out for a little air."
J: (playing along) "I put muh pants on...!"


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