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Mattias: I'm used to people trying to kill me, but this is something personal.
Chris: Yeah! No one shoots him in the ass and gets away with it!

Mattias: I yearn for a mission that's boom, boom and boom.

Mattias: Let me in! I got the guns you lost!
UP Guard: Who's askin'?
Mattias: Nilsson. I'm here for your boss.
UP Guard: Oh, right. You're the merc Solano shot in the ass. Hey, thanks for the guns, but Dr. Rubin, you know she's got us. Maybe she don't need you.
Mattias: I'm not really the negotiating type. Let me in, or I kill you all!

Oh no, oh no, oh no
Yo yo yo
Oh no you didn't
Sucker tried to play me
But you never paid me, neva
Oh no you didn't
Payback is a-coming
You will be runnin' foreva
Oh no you didn't
Until I get my vengeance
I will never end this mayhem
Oh no you didn't
I'm a mercenary
You ain't got a prayer, you owe meeee

—"Oh No You Didn't", written for the Xbox 360 advert for Mercenaries 2

Fiona: Up for a little babysitting?
Mattias: Why would someone sit on a baby?


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