Mirror (video game)/Funny
Make no mistake, the game has plenty of hilarious gems scattered throughout.
- The censorship for the game is itself pretty funny. For basics, you have flowers, but for anything explicit, you have a blushing white rabbit that appears to be both peeking and liking what it's seeing.
- The first girl's good ending. She and the male character of her story are breaking into a particularly wealthy person's safe. The demon guy spends the whole time flirting and seducing her until he convinces her to have sex with him RIGHT IN THE VAULT... DURING THE HEIST! The logic? According to the guy, it's part of their duty to spread love and justice. As for having sex in the vault during the job? If they "leave an odor of love" the owner they just robbed will appreciate it.
- The Miko Priestess' good ending. The devil creature attempts to be reborn through her. Using her body to give birth to its new form, however, she chooses to give it the form of a human baby girl. It's born, and she raises it as her own. Meanwhile, secretly the devil's consciousness is semi-active in the child's body, but is cut off from its powers so it is essentially a prisoner in what was supposed to be its new body. This includes hating the name the mother gave it, craving sweets, and talking like a toddler.
- Unita's endings, BOTH of them.
- The good ending has... Her eloping with Iser the adventurer. It's implied that they're married, and she lives with him in human civilization. She kills one of their neighbors' dog. She claims it was because the neighbor never actually paid attention to the dog and just let it bark all night all the time and let it make messes, but Iser figured it was simply because the dog reminded her of her former nemesis from the jungle which was a wolf-like beast. She denies it and tries to change the subject: Food? Bath? Or... "f___ her first"? Guess which option he goes with.
- The bad ending has... Unita ending up becoming a "baby maker machine" for the village, which means she is required to have sex with all the males in the village whenever they want until she gets pregnant. What's funny however, is that the male orcs start discussing their sexual customs, and apparently... Having a tiny penis is a mark of pride for them, and a large one is seen as bad. Reaching orgasm in 30 seconds is considered great, while lasting a long time is seen as a waste of time. At the very least, for Unita, there's at least one orc in the village that stays with her and keeps going enough to actually satisfy her.
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