Mixed Metaphor/Quotes

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Ricky: You remember the old saying "Birds of a feather smell the same"?

Lucy: Oh, you mean "A rose by any other name flocks together"?

Miss Kitty: You put a mouse on the stage, your saloon's gonna be as empty as Death Valley on a cold day in June when the snow don't fall.

Cat R. Waul: ...What?

Josh: You went over my head and behind my back.

Amy: Quite the contortionist am I.
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