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{{quote|''Ok folks, show's over, nothing to see here, show's... [[Subverted Trope|OH MY GOD! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around, don't be shy crowd around.]]''|'''Chief Wiggum''', ''[[The Simpsons]]''}}

The standard line used by police officers or [[The Men in Black]] keeping people away from something interesting.

Usually a case of [[Blatant Lies]]. Also often used in [[Suspiciously Specific Denial]]s.

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== [[Film]] ==
* Used by the ''[[Men in Black (film)|Men in Black]]'' to uphold their [[Masquerade]].
* Parodied in ''[[The Naked Gun]]'', where Frank Drebin tries to do this in front of an exploding fireworks factory.
** Also parodied earlier in the film - a police officer tries to direct a tiny (read: two people) crowd away from a pier like this. It's not working. Made all the funnier because he says "There's nothing to see here. Move along. Keep moving." all the time.
* Uttered by Porky Pig at the end of ''[[Who Framed Roger Rabbit?]]?'' as the original form of his catch phrase, "Th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!"
* Invoked in ''[[Finding Nemo]]'' by the stingray teacher to keep the fish away from a fight brewing between Nemo and his [[Overprotective Dad]] Marlin.
* And, of course, there's [[The Obi-Wan|Obi-Wan]] in ''[[Star Wars]]'' using the [[Jedi Mind Trick]] to convince a Stormtrooper to tell Obi-Wan and [[The Hero|Luke]] to "move along."

== [[Literature]] ==
* Used by Sergeant Colon when a dragon is attacking the city in ''[[Guards! Guards!]]''. He follows it up with "Haven't you got homes to go to?", which even he realises isn't as rhetorical as he'd like.
* ''[[In Death]]'': Peabody says this in ''Vengeance In Death'', and then says to Eve, "[[I Always Wanted to Say That]]".

== [[Live-Action TV]] ==
* One of the catch phrases of the ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'' guys, often with a put-on [[Oireland|Irish]] [[Officer O'Hara|accent]].
** Subverted in one episode where they did "Alright, gather 'round, folks, show's just startin'..."
* Used in ''[[The Tenth Kingdom]]'' when the rich elf dies.
** Made more amusing by the exact wording used:
{{quote|'''Sheriff''': Move Along, Nothing to See Here... just a dead elf, wings ain't flapping anymore...}}
* Used by the Judoon in ''[[The Sarah Jane Adventures]]''.
** To elaborate: A rhino-man with a [[Death Ray]] has arrested a [[Grand Theft Me|Grand-Theft-Me]]-expert reptile-man, while [[Gray Goo]] swarms the building. Nobody's fooled.
* Used in [[Community]] by Security Guard Chang as he ropes off a "crime" scene (a yam was squashed). [[Deadpan Snarker|Jeff]] comments that it's the first time that sentence has actually been true.

== [[Music]] ==
* Used as part of the chorus to [[They Might Be Giants|John Linnell]]'s song "South Carolina":
{{quote|''Move around, folks
Push her back there
Move along, show's over folks
Let him breathe, step lively
Move around, folks
Push her back there
Move along, show's over folks
Let him breathe, step lively'' }}

== [[Newspaper Comics]] ==
* Done in a ''[[The Far Side|Far Side]]'' cartoon by a zebra trying to get its herd away from a lion kill of another zebra.
* During a small story segment, ''[[Dilbert]]'' has this. {{spoiler|Dilbert is assigned to a "fun and valuable" project, and takes Dogbert's advice to crush the opposition. He was one of the guys.}}

== [[New Media]] ==
* Used on the Recent Changes page of [[This Wiki]] when the database isn't working.
* Used on [http://slashdot.org/ slashdot] when a posting's comment page hasn't been generated yet.

== [[Tabletop Games]] ==
* A gritty version used by the Texas Rangers in the [[Tabletop Games]] ''[[Deadlands]]'': "Show me where you ''didn't'' see Aunt Millie climb up outta her grave. I got some carvin' to do."
* The Stealth ATV in ''[[Paranoia]]''. [[Sarcasm Mode|A crowning example of Friend Computer's ongoing efforts to provide Troubleshooters with only the most reliable and brilliantly designed equipment possible.]]
{{quote|'''Stealth ATV:''' (over external PA speakers) '''THIS IS A STEALTH VEHICLE! BY ORDER OF FRIEND COMPUTER, ABSOLUTELY NO ATTENTION IS TO BE PAID TO THIS VEHICLE'S WHEREABOUTS OR ACTIVITIES! THIS IS A STEALTH VEHICLE! BY ORDER OF FRIEND COMPUTER-''' (recording loops infinitely)}}
* One of classic /tg/ stories is [https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/25094673/#25096096 tale of Krod, the half orc rogue], who used intimidation skill as substitute for stealth. «Only two things see Krod: dead things and things that know better than to admit it.»

== [[Video Games]] ==
* ''[[The Longest Journey]]'' has an officer use it four times in a row, and April responds in a different way each time. The first three times, the player chooses the order, but the fourth gets cut off when the officer gets fed up.
* Before they start shooting on sight, this is one of the stock phrases used by [[Half Life|City 17]]'s metrocops to shoo away the player.
* Commonly said by members of the [[EarthBound|Onett police force]], although they tend to mix up the word order after repeating it too many times.
* The Protectrons in ''[[Fallout]] 3'' say this ... when they aren't shooting [[Frickin' Laser Beams]] at you.
* [[Spore]] Hero:
{{quote|Corshty: What are you, a detective? [[Nothing to See Here]]. Move along.}}
* In ''[[Vega Strike]]'' "{{smallcaps|Nothing to see here citizen, move along.}}" is one of [[Welcome to Corneria|communication phrases]] from [[State Sec|Homeland Security]] units.
* ''[[Knights of the Old Republic]]'':
{{quote|[[Axe Crazy|HK-47]]: [[Verbal Tic|Statement:]] [[Blatant Lies|Just a simple droid here, m'am.]] Nothing to see. Move along.}}
* [[Will Wright|Sim Copter]]: All of the megaphone announcements under 'Disperse.' Including, "Get moving you stupid idiots!"
* A Toad in ''[[Super Mario Galaxy 2]]'' delivers this line, and then declares "I'm on [[A Worldwide Punomenon|CLOUD]] control!" Yes, it's at the start of a cloud-heavy stage.

== [[Web Comics]] ==
* In ''[[Gunnerkrigg Court]]'' when {{spoiler|1=[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=694 Jack Hyland]}} running from monitors jumps out of a window it's "[[Nothing to See Here]], kids.. Go back to your educations!" Owwkay, it's a first-floor window, but still.

== [[Web Original]] ==
* ''[[Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog]]'': "Stand back everyone, nothing here to see! Just imminent danger, in the middle of it, me!"

== [[Western Animation]] ==
* Used and subverted by Police Chief Clancy Wiggum in ''[[The Simpsons]]'', see the page quote.
** Also, in "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment," a parade float honoring Irish police is escorted by several of them, all saying things along the lines of this [[Trope]].
* This was Officer Barbrady's [[Catch Phrase]] in the early seasons of ''[[South Park]]'': "Move along, people. Nothing to see here. Go home, you looky-loos." He was even saying it during the Apocalypse in [[The Movie]].
** And when he had no pants on.
* Parodied in an episode of [[The Cleveland Show]], in which the police dig up an inflatable doll belonging to one of Cleveland's friends: "It's a sex doll. I repeat, it's a sex doll. Something to see here folks, something to see here."
* Invoked by Nebby K. Nezzer and Mr. Lunt as "Fish" and "Chips" in the [[Veggie Tales]] [[Affectionate Parody]] ''[[Sherlock Holmes|Sheerluck Holmes]]''. Counts as their [[Catch Phrase]] - it's just about all they say in the show! (Nebby K. says "Move along!" and Mr. Lunt adds, "Nuh-zing to zee here!")

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