Munchkin/Quotes
"Munchkin: One who, on being told that this is a game about politics and intrigue in 17th century Italy, asks to play a ninja."
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Red Mage: I've got a great plan. I have dubbed it Plan Awesome. |
Thief: Doesn't it worry you to be, you know, aflame? |
Half-Ogre: All I have to do is keep moving back every time it's my turn. Attack of Opportunity! Attack of Opportunity! |
The fun begins when the creators tell us that all the professions are "balanced", with none ultimately having a particular advantage over another. —Jason Sartin reviews SenZar
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Any finite number can be reduced to zero
—First Law of Munchkinism
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B0N3D00D: wahts ur equip? |
If I'm not supposed to kill it, why does it have stats?
—Lord British Postulate, more or less designed for Munchkins
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The older players immediately smelled twink when Legolas revealed he was half snow elf and got to walk on the snow while everybody else had to trudge. When Gandalf wanted to see the rule, Legolas immediately whipped out his dog earred copy of Bastards and Bloodlines and tried to justify why he had two elven racial traits by blood, and a third set of traits because he was adopted per the rules in the Hero Construction Guide. Gandalf is just stunned, and never directly addresses Legolas for the rest of the adventure. Gimli takes a dislike, as he has been playing for ages and has a built in disgust for the power gamers. Legolas doesn't even notice, because he's just so cool like that. |
Hairfoot: Interesting observation that "breaking" the game is what some players enjoy most. —from theRPGSite forum
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