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et me réveiller

moi, j'ai pris un café''

[For a good start

To my little day

And to get me up

I had a coffee]

~~I had a coffee]~~|"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UsR9Ap41R8 Le Café by Oldelaf]" (linked to video with subs)}}

|"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}-UsR9Ap41R8 Le Café by Oldelaf]" (linked to video with subs)}}

{{quote|'''Lorelai''': I already had the longest day of my life and oh look, it's only 10! How nice!

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'''Lorelai''': You're sick!

'''Luke''': Yup

'''Lorelai''': You're a sadist, you're a fiend! [Luke comes out with the pot of coffee] You're pretty!~~|''[[Gilmore Girls]]'', episode two}}~~

'''Lorelai''': You're a sadist, you're a fiend! [Luke comes out with the pot of coffee] You're pretty!

|''[[Gilmore Girls]]'', episode two}}

{{quote|'''Lane''': [referring to coffee given to Lorelai at the diner] I made it extra strong. It should blacken your teeth and rot your stomach.

'''Lorelai''': Bless you. ~~|''[[Gilmore Girls]]'', season 5 episode 2}}~~

'''Lorelai''': Bless you.

|''[[Gilmore Girls]]'', season 5 episode 2}}

{{quote|It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,

It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,

The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.~~|Popular Usenet Sig }}~~

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

|Popular Usenet Sig }}

{{quote|"Here's a triple-shot in the dark. If that doesn't wake you up, you've been dead for a week."~~|'''Dora Bianchi''' (owner of [[Doomy Dooms of Doom|Coffee of Doom]]) ''[[Questionable Content]]''}}~~

{{quote|"Here's a triple-shot in the dark. If that doesn't wake you up, you've been dead for a week."

|'''Dora Bianchi''' (owner of [[Doomy Dooms of Doom|Coffee of Doom]]) ''[[Questionable Content]]''}}

{{quote|''If I can't take

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If I can't take

my coffee break

Something within me dies.~~|"Coffee Break", ''[[How to Succeed In Business Without Really Trying]]''}}~~

Something within me dies.

|"Coffee Break", ''[[How to Succeed In Business Without Really Trying]]''}}

{{quote|''I'm trying to cut down on my caffeine consumption

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'Cause I like a cup of coffee when I'm talking on the phone

But it usually gets cold and I need to get another cup of coffee

And its lunch and I have an espresso~''~~|'''Jim's Big Ego''', "Stress"}}~~

And its lunch and I have an espresso~''

|'''Jim's Big Ego''', "Stress"}}

{{quote|"One day I realised that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee."|'''Wally''', ''[[Dilbert]]''}}

{{quote|Eastwood: "Why do I drink coffee?"

[[Hollywood Cyborg|Lothar]]: "Hm? What d'ya mean?"~~<br />~~

[[Hollywood Cyborg|Lothar]]: "Hm? What d'ya mean?"

Eastwood: "It's bad for me, it smells horrible, and tastes worse..."~~<br />~~

Eastwood: "It's bad for me, it smells horrible, and tastes worse..."

[[Heroic Sociopath|Lothar]]: "Well, if you feel that way about it, just lemme take this cup and-"~~<br />~~

[[Heroic Sociopath|Lothar]]: "Well, if you feel that way about it, just lemme take this cup and-"

Eastwood: "AND IF YOU TRY TO TAKE IT FROM ME I WILL BREAK YOUR ARM."~~<br />~~

Eastwood: "AND IF YOU TRY TO TAKE IT FROM ME I WILL BREAK YOUR ARM."

[[Axe Crazy|Lothar]]: "kay..."|''[[Exterminatus Now]]''}}

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Und wenn jemand mich will laben,

Ach, so schenkt mir Coffee ein!

[Mm! how sweet the coffee tastes,

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Coffee, coffee I must have,

And if someone wishes to give me a treat,

Ah, then pour me out some coffee!]~~|'''Johann Sebastian Bach''', ''Schweigt stille, plaudert nicht'' (a.k.a. "The Coffee Cantata")}}~~

Ah, then pour me out some coffee!]

|'''Johann Sebastian Bach''', ''Schweigt stille, plaudert nicht'' (a.k.a. "The Coffee Cantata")}}

{{quote|"''Blacker than moonless night

Hotter and more bitter than Hell...

That is coffee.''"

~~That is coffee.''"~~|'''Godot''' ([[Older Than They Think|quoting some French philosopher]]), ''[[Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney]]: Trials and Tribulations''}}

|'''Godot''' ([[Older Than They Think|quoting some French philosopher]]), ''[[Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney]]: Trials and Tribulations''}}

{{quote|''"The Navy could probably win a war without coffee but it wouldn't like to try."''~~|'''Samuel Eliot Morrison''', Naval historian}}~~

{{quote|''"The Navy could probably win a war without coffee but it wouldn't like to try."''

|'''Samuel Eliot Morrison''', Naval historian}}

{{quote|''"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."''|'''Paul Erdős''', attributed.}}

{{quote|'''Amy:''' Coffee is rocket fuel for your mind, Shauna. It's very good for you.

'''Shauna:''' Don't most rockets ''[[Analogy Backfire|explode]]?''~~|''[[Bad Machinery]]'', [http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?date=20110729 July 29, 2011]}}~~

'''Shauna:''' Don't most rockets ''[[Analogy Backfire|explode]]?''

|''[[Bad Machinery]]'', [http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?date{{=}}20110729 July 29, 2011]}}

{{quote|''"How do you take your coffee?''"

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Next it'll be suppositories, sounds like a plan.

But I like to make my coffee, like to brew it up and chug,

And kid myself it's still a drink and not just a drug.~~|[[Mitch Benn]], "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEtcKh62PKY&feature=related Caffeine]"~~

And kid myself it's still a drink and not just a drug.

|[[Mitch Benn]], "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}lEtcKh62PKY Caffeine]" }}

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{{quote|'''Admiral Chu''': Unnghh... the steward who makes the good coffee is still asleep.

'''Admiral Devereaux''': I'll... jump straight to the summary?

'''Admiral Chu''': This cup from my adjutant is full of something that tastes like caffeine lost a knife-fight to the color brown.

|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', November 17, 2016}}