My Girl Is a Slut/Quotes

The very thought of fifty-three virgins is a nightmare! Give me two fire-breathing whores! Any day of the week!

—Billy Connolly

Monogamy is for the weak!

—Marena, Keychain of Creation

I want a girl who likes to play dirty games
She begs me to spank her and call her filthy names
And when she gets tired, I let her have a turn on me
She teases me with her peek-a-boo crotch 'cause she's got me all tied up
Monogamous Slut... oh I want one for myself

Monogamous Slut... and there will be nobody else

—Indigo Etheridge "Monogamous Slut"

The more men you've been with, the more I love you

—Winston Smith, Nineteen Eighty-Four

I guess the muscular one is alright, but the boy is going too far. Can't we just use the puppets again?

—Dr. Girlfriend, The Venture Brothers

Wife: "Honey, I slept with Isaac Asimov!"
Husband: "My wife slept with Isaac Asimov!"

Commentor: "Your relative has lived my dream!"

—Bad Ass Ancestors/Relatives thread, TV Tropes

Marriage is only possible for me if it's an open marriage. A building situation where each helps the other grow. I've been dating younger men because they still have that spontaneity and creativity. But I haven't found anyone yet to have an open marriage with.

—Suzy Chaffee

I've been with more than you can count on one hand, but less than you can count on two. But I will say, if I could do it all over again, I would have been the biggest slut. I wish I could tell you I was in double or triple digits.

—Cindy Margolis

Wouldn't it be nice to be like men and get notches on your belt and sleep with most attractive men and not get emotionally involved?

—Marilyn Monroe

And hey, you can keep seeing my whore wife.

—James Reynolds, Hamilton, "Say No To This"