My Girl Is a Slut/Quotes
The very thought of fifty-three virgins is a nightmare! Give me two fire-breathing whores! Any day of the week!
—Billy Connolly
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Monogamy is for the weak!
—Marena, Keychain of Creation
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I want a girl who likes to play dirty games |
The more men you've been with, the more I love you
—Winston Smith, Nineteen Eighty Four
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I guess the muscular one is alright, but the boy is going too far. Can't we just use the puppets again?
—Dr. Girlfriend, The Venture Brothers
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Wife: "Honey, I slept with Isaac Asimov!" —Bad Ass Ancestors/Relatives thread, TV Tropes
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