My Gym Partner's a Monkey/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.

  • "Two Tons of Fun" has the little gem of Mr. Hornbill wrestling Principal Pixie Frog... and losing.

Adam: (After the match was over) What just happened?
Jake: A five ton rhino just got it's butt kicked by an eight ounce frog! Where were you in the past thirty seconds?!

  • "Don't Noc It Til You Try It": Windsor and Jake end up in a classroom full of owl students and an owl teacher. Windsor keeps explaining people whenever they say 'Who'. Jake facepalms when it gets ridiculous, and leaves Windsor with them when the teacher only different word is a "What".
  • "Lyon of Scrimmage": Adam tries teaching Jake how to control his amazing throwing skills, but they keep breaking a man's glass house repeatedly until only his tub is left... and then topple that over too. He reappears later doing exactly what he said with all the footballs he got; opening a ball shop.