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* Effy from ''[[Skins]]'': innocent schoolgirl by day, [[Fille Fatale]] by night.
* Effy from ''[[Skins]]'': innocent schoolgirl by day, [[Fille Fatale]] by night.
* Sheila from the US version of ''[[Shameless]]''. By day she's a sweet agoraphobic and germaphobic housewife. But at night she is very very into pegging filthy alcoholic Frank.
* Sheila from the US version of ''[[Shameless]]''. By day she's a sweet agoraphobic and germaphobic housewife. But at night she is very very into pegging filthy alcoholic Frank.

== Real Life ==
* Ever hear the phrase "a lady on the streets and a freak in the sheets?"
** In Mexico it is said that the perfect wife is "a saint at church, a lady at the table and a whore in bed"
** It used to be "Paris in the bedroom, Boston in the parlor, implying Boston the classy one instead of Paris. Both cities have reputations for being on the up and up while simultaneously being [[Wretched Hive|WretchedHives]].
*** Boston is supposed to uptight, prudish, and hypocritical, [[Did Not Do the Research|like the rest of America.]] [[Europeans Are Kinky|Paris is European and casual.]] As Marlene Dietrich once put it, "In America sex is an obsession. In Europe it is a fact of life."
*** "Boston Brahmins" were prim, proper, and probably born knowing the Blue Laws, attributed (accurately or not) to their Puritan ancestors. There's also the expression [[Banned in China|"banned in Boston"]], implying something was especially racy. A [[Dead Horse Trope]] now, by and large, thanks in part to a huge influx of Irish and Italian immigrants, two very Catholic ethnicities that absolutely horrified the genteel "real" Bostonians (all those kids - what ''must'' have they been up to?).
** A mangled variation in the Carolyn Mark song "Honest Woman" goes: "they want a whore in the kitchen, a wife in the bedroom, and a saint to live on in their minds."
** Another variation is found in [[Ludacris]]' verse in "Yeah" by [[Usher]] (also featuring [[Lil Jon]]): "We want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed that say (Yeah! Yeah!)"
** Roman satirist Martial wrote "If you enjoy being a prude so much, be one all day long. but at night, I want you to be my [[High-Class Call Girl|high-priced hooker.]]"
* This was supposedly true for Messalina, Emperor Claudius's wife, who if Suetonius is to be believed, left the palace at night to work as a prostitute.
* According to [http://www.cracked.com/article_18760_6-things-everyone-knows-about-women-that-arent-true.html this] Cracked article, on average women have ''more'' sexual partners than men.


== Theatre ==
== Theatre ==
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== Western Animation ==
== Western Animation ==
* In ''[[Futurama]]'', a prim bureaucrat is utterly turned on after hours by Fry's horrifyingly slobby lifestyle.
* In ''[[Futurama]]'', a prim bureaucrat is utterly turned on after hours by Fry's horrifyingly slobby lifestyle.

== Real Life ==
* Ever hear the phrase "a lady on the streets and a freak in the sheets?"
** In Mexico it is said that the perfect wife is "a saint at church, a lady at the table and a whore in bed"
** It used to be "Paris in the bedroom, Boston in the parlor, implying Boston the classy one instead of Paris. Both cities have reputations for being on the up and up while simultaneously being [[Wretched Hive]]s.
*** Boston is supposed to uptight, prudish, and hypocritical, [[Did Not Do the Research|like the rest of America.]] [[Europeans Are Kinky|Paris is European and casual.]] As Marlene Dietrich once put it, "In America sex is an obsession. In Europe it is a fact of life."
*** "Boston Brahmins" were prim, proper, and probably born knowing the Blue Laws, attributed (accurately or not) to their Puritan ancestors. There's also the expression [[Banned in China|"banned in Boston"]], implying something was especially racy. A [[Dead Horse Trope]] now, by and large, thanks in part to a huge influx of Irish and Italian immigrants, two very Catholic ethnicities that absolutely horrified the genteel "real" Bostonians (all those kids - what ''must'' have they been up to?).
** A mangled variation in the Carolyn Mark song "Honest Woman" goes: "they want a whore in the kitchen, a wife in the bedroom, and a saint to live on in their minds."
** Another variation is found in [[Ludacris]]' verse in "Yeah" by [[Usher]] (also featuring [[Lil Jon]]): "We want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed that say (Yeah! Yeah!)"
** Roman satirist Martial wrote "If you enjoy being a prude so much, be one all day long. but at night, I want you to be my [[High-Class Call Girl|high-priced hooker.]]"
* This was supposedly true for Messalina, Emperor Claudius's wife, who if Suetonius is to be believed, left the palace at night to work as a prostitute.
* According to [http://www.cracked.com/article_18760_6-things-everyone-knows-about-women-that-arent-true.html this] Cracked article, on average women have ''more'' sexual partners than men.


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