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• Their very first play-through of One Piece:

GM: A pirate ship! Enemy Attack! Enemy Attack! Sailor 1: I roll for initiative! 16! GM: They haven't boarded the ship yet! Sailor 2: I use my grappling hook! GM: Why-No! Just go look for the Captain. Sailor 1: Good Idea. We can kill the Captain and take the ship. GM: I meant your Captain. Sailor 1: That's who I meant.

• When Natalie first appears in the story:

Nat: I poke my head out the door and look around. Do I see anything? GM: You see nothing. Nat: I step outside. GM: As soon as you step outside, you notice Alvida's ship pulling alongside the ship. Nat: This is the same ship you told me about? GM: Yes. Nat: I run back inside.

• When Luke first appears in the story by popping out of a wine barrel:

Nat: Wait hold on. You were inside that barrel the whole time? Luke: Yep. Nat: The barrel made for holding wine. Luke: Uh huh... Nat: The completely sealed barrel that had to be broken open? Luke: That's the one! Anyway, I was probably sleeping in there and didn't notice someone was sealing it up. Nat: I get it now. GM: You do? Nat: Luke's playing an idiot.

• When Cory's character was about to be killed:

Alvida: Are you prepared to 'DIE', Coby? Luffy: Dun Dun Duuuun... wait I thought Cory wanted to die to get a new character? Alvida: ...Are you prepared to be KNOCKED OUT? Luffy: Dun Dun Duuuun!

• The GM uses skittles to represent Mooks. Cue this during the second arc:

Cory: Hooooly Crap. The GM just opened up three bags of skittles.

• Luffy Vs. Mohgi

GM: Look, you got cover bonus for the bars, okay? But he's likely to either hit you or miss the cage. Unless I roll an 11 or 12. Rolls* Gm: Sonuva- Luke: FREEDOM! GM: Who cursed my dice?