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{{quote|I'm like a fly stuck in a thick tar of despair. |
{{quote|I'm like a fly stuck in a thick tar of despair. |
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Incompetence hangs in the air like the cold stench of death. |
Incompetence hangs in the air like the cold stench of death. |
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I'm drowning and monkeys dressed as lifeguards are throwing me anvils. |
I'm drowning and monkeys dressed as lifeguards are throwing me anvils. |
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My job has convinced me that life is a stale joke with no punchline. |
My job has convinced me that life is a stale joke with no punchline. |
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I long for the cold comfort of the grave.|''[[Dilbert]]''}} |
I long for the cold comfort of the grave.|''[[Dilbert]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Dilbert''': Before I worked here I wasn't called a thief or a liar. |
{{quote|'''Dilbert''': Before I worked here I wasn't called a thief or a liar. |
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'''Carol''': You can't get that kind of training in school.|''[[Dilbert]]''}} |
'''Carol''': You can't get that kind of training in school.|''[[Dilbert]]''}} |
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{{quote|Why does it seem like most of the decisions in my workplace were made by drunken lemurs? |''[[Dilbert]]'' }} |
{{quote|Why does it seem like most of the decisions in my workplace were made by drunken lemurs? |''[[Dilbert]]'' }} |
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{{quote|'''Jack''': I don't do these things just to drive you crazy, Lemon. I do them for the good of the show. |
{{quote|'''Jack''': I don't do these things just to drive you crazy, Lemon. I do them for the good of the show. |
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'''Liz''': Well, I'm the one who always has to clean up the mess afterwards. |
'''Liz''': Well, I'm the one who always has to clean up the mess afterwards. |
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'''Jack''': That's why my job is way better than yours.|''[[30 Rock|Thirty Rock]]'', "Tracy Does Conan"}} |
'''Jack''': That's why my job is way better than yours.|''[[30 Rock|Thirty Rock]]'', "Tracy Does Conan"}} |
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{{quote|'''Nathan Explosion''': You know we get really ''really'' excited about really ''bad'' ideas when we're drunk. And it's your job to talk us out of them... |
{{quote|'''Nathan Explosion''': You know we get really ''really'' excited about really ''bad'' ideas when we're drunk. And it's your job to talk us out of them... |
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'''Charles Foster Ofdensen''': Oh, I tried. I tried very hard, but you all threatened to kill me, if you don't remember-- |
'''Charles Foster Ofdensen''': Oh, I tried. I tried very hard, but you all threatened to kill me, if you don't remember-- |
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'''Pickles''': So? Big deal, those threats aren't new! |
'''Pickles''': So? Big deal, those threats aren't new! |
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'''Charles Foster Ofdensen''': ...noted.|''[[Metalocalypse]]''}} |
'''Charles Foster Ofdensen''': ...noted.|''[[Metalocalypse]]''}} |
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Latest revision as of 23:07, 7 August 2014
I'm like a fly stuck in a thick tar of despair. |
Dilbert: Before I worked here I wasn't called a thief or a liar. |
Why does it seem like most of the decisions in my workplace were made by drunken lemurs?
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Jack: I don't do these things just to drive you crazy, Lemon. I do them for the good of the show. —Thirty Rock, "Tracy Does Conan"
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Nathan Explosion: You know we get really really excited about really bad ideas when we're drunk. And it's your job to talk us out of them... |
The King shits, and the Hand wipes.
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