Overcoming the Clashing Tides/Funny

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  • Just Pyrite and his antics.

Pyrite: *snickers* "How shall I put this? Are you so uptight because you haven't been laid yet?"
Drake: O.o
Alex: "ARE YOU NUTS?! AND NO, I HAVEN'T, YOU PERV!"
Ashley: "OH MY ARCEUS, YOU'RE SUCH A PERVERT! KEEP YOUR SICK FANTASIES TO YOURSELF!"

  • Jet's reaction to alternate!Cobalt getting together with alternate!Garnet and meeting one of their kids.
    • The best part is:

Adult!Jet: You...
Teen!Jet: Knocked...
Adult!Jet: Her...
Teen!Jet: UP?!
Both: OAK!
Kyle: And this is when you run off screaming.
Royal: ...How annoying.

  • Alex's reaction to Adult!Alex and finding out that she's married to Cobalt.

Conway: You are merely a child! You ought to listen to me!
Amethyst: And you ought to shut up.

  • Conway gets this a lot...

Conway: You're useless! You're weak!
Drake: Screw you, I don't need the opinion of an obsessive freak.