Overcoming the Clashing Tides/Funny

    Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


    • Just Pyrite and his antics.
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    Pyrite: *snickers* "How shall I put this? Are you so uptight because you haven't been laid yet?"
    Drake: O.o
    Alex: "ARE YOU NUTS?! AND NO, I HAVEN'T, YOU PERV!"
    Ashley: "OH MY ARCEUS, YOU'RE SUCH A PERVERT! KEEP YOUR SICK FANTASIES TO YOURSELF!"

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    • Jet's reaction to alternate!Cobalt getting together with alternate!Garnet and meeting one of their kids.
      • The best part is:
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    Adult!Jet: You...
    Teen!Jet: Knocked...
    Adult!Jet: Her...
    Teen!Jet: UP?!
    Both: OAK!
    Kyle: And this is when you run off screaming.
    Royal: ...How annoying.

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    • Alex's reaction to Adult!Alex and finding out that she's married to Cobalt.
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    Conway: You are merely a child! You ought to listen to me!
    Amethyst: And you ought to shut up.

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    • Conway gets this a lot...
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    Conway: You're useless! You're weak!
    Drake: Screw you, I don't need the opinion of an obsessive freak.
     

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