Paixao/WMG

Xemnas' goal is to turn everyone into dancers.

All for his dance troupe of naught.

Everyone is a pregnant amnesiac in Purgatory.

And also Jesus.

Xemnas and Ansem are different regenerations.

Hey, other series has the Time Lord theory...

The reason we're all still here is because Mid-Boss keeps relying on coin tosses.

And since the coin toss hates Mid-Boss... dammit...

Young Xehanort and Master Xehanort found Castle Oblivion during the events of Dream Drop Distance.

This entire game, it's the REAL way that Xehanort is trying to find thirteen vessels for his heart. And on that note, this game will probably end when Kingdom Hearts III is released.