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* There is a porn film called ''What's Love Got To Do With It'', and the theaters that showed it had to indicate that it is not the [[Angela Bassett]] film about [[Tina Turner]]. The porno film had used the title first, which gave it the right to keep it.
* There is a porn film called ''What's Love Got To Do With It'', and the theaters that showed it had to indicate that it is not the [[Angela Bassett]] film about [[Tina Turner]]. The porno film had used the title first, which gave it the right to keep it.
* ''Bareback Mountain'' was the title of a number of porn films (both straight and gay) titled to capitalize on the success of ''[[Brokeback Mountain]]''. There was also ''Barebum Mountain'' as well.
* ''Bareback Mountain'' was the title of a number of porn films (both straight and gay) titled to capitalize on the success of ''[[Brokeback Mountain]]''. There was also ''Barebum Mountain'' as well.
* The maker/star of ''[[The Lord of the Rings|Lord of the G-Strings]]'' is a twisted, sick little monkey. Her other films include ''[[Spider-Man (film)|Spider-Babe]]'' (Where she played Peta Porker/Spider-Babe) and ''[[Austin Powers|The Girl who Shagged Me]]''. Also, ''Lust for Dracula'' which is a [[Mind Screw]] even without having a parody porn title. She's since stopped making these lovely little movies, though. Some of her other titles are ''[[Planet of the Apes|Play-Mate of the Apes]]'' and ''[[The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde|Dr. Jackyl and Mistress Hyde]]'', which is a total [[Mind Screw]] about drugs and sex.
* The maker/star of ''[[The Lord of the Rings|Lord of the G-Strings]]'' is a twisted, sick little monkey. Her other films include ''[[Spider-Man (film)|Spider-Babe]]'' (Where she played Peta Porker/Spider-Babe) and ''[[Austin Powers|The Girl who Shagged Me]]''. Also, ''Lust for Dracula'' which is a [[Mind Screw]] even without having a parody porn title. She's since stopped making these lovely little movies, though. Some of her other titles are ''[[Planet of the Apes|Play-Mate of the Apes]]'' and ''[[The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde|Dr. Jackyl and Mistress Hyde]]'', which is a total [[Mind Screw]] about drugs and sex.
* In the novel ''Porno'' (sequel to ''[[Trainspotting]]'') a group of people are making a porography film simply to prove they can. The title of the film is ''[[Seven Brides for Seven Brothers|Seven Rides For Seven Brothers]]''.
* In the novel ''Porno'' (sequel to ''[[Trainspotting]]'') a group of people are making a porography film simply to prove they can. The title of the film is ''[[Seven Brides for Seven Brothers|Seven Rides For Seven Brothers]]''.
* There ''was'' a porn movie made called ''The Penetrator'', which was a reworking of [[Terminator|the movie featuring everyone's favorite sociopathic cyborg]]. The [[Catch Phrase|tag line]]? "I'll come again."
* There ''was'' a porn movie made called ''The Penetrator'', which was a reworking of [[Terminator|the movie featuring everyone's favorite sociopathic cyborg]]. The [[Catch Phrase|tag line]]? "I'll come again."
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* ''[[Forrest Gump|Forrest Hump]]''. Yeah.
* ''[[Forrest Gump|Forrest Hump]]''. Yeah.
* ''[[Back to The Future|Backside to the Future]]''. Found that one in a banner ad on a DeLorean fan site back in the days when site owners chose their advertisers personally. [[Squick|*eep*]]
* ''[[Back to The Future|Backside to the Future]]''. Found that one in a banner ad on a DeLorean fan site back in the days when site owners chose their advertisers personally. [[Squick|*eep*]]
* ''[[Raiders of the Lost Ark|Carolina Jones And The Broken Covenant]]''. Indy's daughter is up to some interesting shenanigans. It's basically Carolina trying to retrieve the Ark again... which has shrunk considerably. It's like a sequel to the first, but not, and with a ton of sex and shrieking. "Indiana" even makes an appearance at the end to save the day. Thankfully, he does not actually have sex with anyone.
* ''[[Raiders of the Lost Ark|Carolina Jones And The Broken Covenant]]''. Indy's daughter is up to some interesting shenanigans. It's basically Carolina trying to retrieve the Ark again... which has shrunk considerably. It's like a sequel to the first, but not, and with a ton of sex and shrieking. "Indiana" even makes an appearance at the end to save the day. Thankfully, he does not actually have sex with anyone.
** Let's not forget ''Carolina Jones and the Temple of Poon''.
** Let's not forget ''Carolina Jones and the Temple of Poon''.
* ''[[The Da Vinci Code|The Da Vinci Load]]'': A group of woman called the Priory of Semen try to steal the Mona Lisa because it contains genetic material from him they plan to use to father his child.
* ''[[The Da Vinci Code|The Da Vinci Load]]'': A group of woman called the Priory of Semen try to steal the Mona Lisa because it contains genetic material from him they plan to use to father his child.
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** Even more brazen is ''[[Final Fantasy X|Final Fuck X]]''.
** Even more brazen is ''[[Final Fantasy X|Final Fuck X]]''.
* ''[[Call of Duty|Call of Booty]]: [[Modern Warfare|Modern Whorefare]]''.
* ''[[Call of Duty|Call of Booty]]: [[Modern Warfare|Modern Whorefare]]''.
* ''[[Bioshock|Biocock]]'' maybe?
* ''[[BioShock (series)|Biocock]]'' maybe?
* ''[[Prince of Persia|Princess of Persia]]''.
* ''[[Prince of Persia|Princess of Persia]]''.
* ''[[Wii Fit|Geki Fit]]''.
* ''[[Wii Fit|Geki Fit]]''.
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{{quote|'''Tony:''' Well, it's like ''[[Forrest Gump]]'' with naked people!}}
{{quote|'''Tony:''' Well, it's like ''[[Forrest Gump]]'' with naked people!}}
* The ''[[Married... with Children|Married With Children]]'' episode "Dial 'B' for Virgin" has Al in the adult section of a video store with videos titled ''[[Schindler's List|Schindler's Lust]]'', ''[[Beauty and The Beast|Booty and the Beast]]'', ''[[Forrest Gump|Forrest Hump]]'', ''[[Silence of the Lambs|Silence of the Loins]]'', ''[[The Joy Luck Club|The Joy Slut Club]]'', and ''[[Mrs. Doubtfire|Mrs. Assfire]]'' (which ''Big'uns'' magazine gave "Two Things Up").
* The ''[[Married... with Children|Married With Children]]'' episode "Dial 'B' for Virgin" has Al in the adult section of a video store with videos titled ''[[Schindler's List|Schindler's Lust]]'', ''[[Beauty and The Beast|Booty and the Beast]]'', ''[[Forrest Gump|Forrest Hump]]'', ''[[Silence of the Lambs|Silence of the Loins]]'', ''[[The Joy Luck Club|The Joy Slut Club]]'', and ''[[Mrs. Doubtfire|Mrs. Assfire]]'' (which ''Big'uns'' magazine gave "Two Things Up").
* In an episode of ''[[Will and Grace]]'', Grace hunts through Manhattan porn stores looking for all the copies of a fetish film Karen acted in when she was younger (''Next to Godliness'') so that she can give them to Karen to save Karen's socialite reputation. In the process, she runs across ''[[Driving Miss Daisy|Drive This, Miss Daisy!]]'', ''[[Fiddler On the Roof|Diddler On The Roof]]'', and ''[[The Glass Menagerie|The Ass Menagerie]]''.
* In an episode of ''[[Will and Grace]]'', Grace hunts through Manhattan porn stores looking for all the copies of a fetish film Karen acted in when she was younger (''Next to Godliness'') so that she can give them to Karen to save Karen's socialite reputation. In the process, she runs across ''[[Driving Miss Daisy|Drive This, Miss Daisy!]]'', ''[[Fiddler on the Roof|Diddler On The Roof]]'', and ''[[The Glass Menagerie|The Ass Menagerie]]''.
* ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'' runs with this at times.
* ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'' runs with this at times.
** [http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93cvideo.phtml One sketch] involved Jeff Goldblum (as himself) in a video store attempting to rent the porn ''[[On Golden Pond|On Golden Blonde]]''.
** [http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93cvideo.phtml One sketch] involved Jeff Goldblum (as himself) in a video store attempting to rent the porn ''[[On Golden Pond|On Golden Blonde]]''.
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