Pizza Boy Special Delivery/Quotes

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"The pool boy, as we all know, is an occupation made up by the porn industry"

"Hey lady, did you order a pepperoni pizza? Well, here's the pizza, and here's the pepperoni!"
—Pizza Boy, "Hey Margaret", Cheech and Chong

Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber, a cable guy or pizza will come to your house.

—a widespread joke