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== [[Robin Williams]] is NOT God and has been dead since 1982. == |
== [[Robin Williams]] is NOT God and has been dead since 1982. == |
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Just like in the "[[The Beatles|Paul is dead]]" theories, he's been replaced. You gotta admit, if you listen to "Reality, What A Concept" and then to "Live At The Met", then you'll notice a lot of difference... but still, no. |
Just like in the "[[The Beatles (band)|Paul is dead]]" theories, he's been replaced. You gotta admit, if you listen to "Reality, What A Concept" and then to "Live At The Met", then you'll notice a lot of difference... but still, no. |
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== Paul McCartney and Robin Williams were both kidnapped by the [[Fullmetal Alchemist|homunculi]] created by the [[Real Life]] Theocratus Bombastus Van Hohenheim, and the entire thing was Real Life-Pride and Real Life-Envy getting back at the world. == |
== Paul McCartney and Robin Williams were both kidnapped by the [[Fullmetal Alchemist|homunculi]] created by the [[Real Life]] Theocratus Bombastus Van Hohenheim, and the entire thing was Real Life-Pride and Real Life-Envy getting back at the world. == |
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== Janitor's deletion of the "Paul McCartney Is Really Dead" theory that was on this page is confirmation that it is true and that Janitor is part of the [[Ancient Conspiracy]] that is trying to cover it up. == |
== Janitor's deletion of the "Paul McCartney Is Really Dead" theory that was on this page is confirmation that it is true and that Janitor is part of the [[Ancient Conspiracy]] that is trying to cover it up. == |
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Paul isn't dead, the other Beatles were! [[Batman]] found the evidence. |
Paul isn't dead, the other Beatles were! [[Batman]] found the evidence. |
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* Indeed, [http://udel.edu/~mm/beatles/paulLives/paulLives.html Everyone But Paul is Dead]. See [[The Beatles/WMG|The Beatles WMG for further details.]] |
* Indeed, [http://udel.edu/~mm/beatles/paulLives/paulLives.html Everyone But Paul is Dead]. See [[The Beatles (band)/WMG|The Beatles WMG for further details.]] |
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== [[Paul McCartney]] is dead--because an [[Ancient Conspiracy]] required the person who currently answers to that name to fill his position. == |
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== [[There Can Be Only One|Paul McCartney is dead because his replacement]] [[Klingon Promotion|killed him]]... == |
== [[There Can Be Only One|Paul McCartney is dead because his replacement]] [[Klingon Promotion|killed him]]... == |
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== [[Death Note]] carrier [[John Lennon]] killed Paul McCartney out of spite and was killed when his Shinigami wrote his name. == |
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* Wait, the person who currently answers to "Paul McCartney" is a '''shinigami'''?! |
* Wait, the person who currently answers to "Paul McCartney" is a '''shinigami'''?! |
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* Mark David Chapman is a shinigami, and ''[[The Catcher in The Rye]]'' is a Death Note disguised as a pretentious paperback. |
* Mark David Chapman is a shinigami, and ''[[The Catcher in The Rye]]'' is a Death Note disguised as a pretentious paperback. |
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** Not Spirit, but [[Naruto|YOUTH!]] |
** Not Spirit, but [[Naruto|YOUTH!]] |
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* Money, of course. |
* Money, of course. |
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** [[The Beatles|But money can't buy me love. Everybody tells me so.]] |
** [[The Beatles (band)|But money can't buy me love. Everybody tells me so.]] |
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*** It can, however, [[Hookers and Blow|rent it]]. |
*** It can, however, [[Hookers and Blow|rent it]]. |
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** Everyone knows that [[Cabaret|Money makes the world go round]]. |
** Everyone knows that [[Cabaret|Money makes the world go round]]. |
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