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{{quote|"-Maybe in Japan, having a little moustache like that makes you really cool.
-Somebody needs to tell them that over here, it means you're a math teacher."|[[Penny Arcade|Tycho and Gabe]] on [[Metal Gear|Solid Snake's]] [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/5/12/ new look]}}

{{quote|"Only three kinds of people are allowed to use thick mustaches: porn stars, [[Queen|Freddie Mercury]] and [[Mario]]."|''Ralph'' magazine's review of [[Super Mario Galaxy]]}}

{{quote|''"Being a black woman in this country has made things a bit harder for me. Now, I can't change the way I look, nor would I want to. But you--you're young, you're white, you're male... Now, honey, why you wanna flush all that down the toilet by making yourself look like Freddie Mercury circa 1980?"''|'''Catherine Duke''', ''[[News Radio]]''}}

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