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* The lyrics to "Still Alive", the song that GLaDOS sings over the end credits. |
* The lyrics to "Still Alive", the song that GLaDOS sings over the end credits. |
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* "As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you. When the testing is over, you will be... [[False Reassurance|missed]]!" |
* "As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you. When the testing is over, you will be... [[False Reassurance|missed]]!" |
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* "Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the firepit and I said "Goodbye!" and you were like "{{ |
* "Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the firepit and I said "Goodbye!" and you were like "{{small-caps|No way!}}" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great..." |
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* And the final battle with GLaDOS, particularly before you incinerate her Morality Core: |
* And the final battle with GLaDOS, particularly before you incinerate her Morality Core: |
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{{quote|"Deploying surprise in 5, 4 -- ''*clunk*'' -- time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise; I've never seen it before. Never mind, it's a mystery I'll solve later...''by myself''. Because you'll be dead." |
{{quote|"Deploying surprise in 5, 4 -- ''*clunk*'' -- time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise; I've never seen it before. Never mind, it's a mystery I'll solve later...''by myself''. Because you'll be dead." |
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"I'll tell you what that thing isn't: it isn't yours. So leave it alone." |
"I'll tell you what that thing isn't: it isn't yours. So leave it alone." |
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"Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone." |
"Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone." |
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"[[You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!|You are kidding me]]. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing-We-Don't-Know-What-It-Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? [[Violation of Common Sense|That has got to be the dumbest thing that]] -- whoa, {{ |
"[[You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!|You are kidding me]]. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing-We-Don't-Know-What-It-Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? [[Violation of Common Sense|That has got to be the dumbest thing that]] -- whoa, {{small-caps|whoa}}, '''{{small-caps|whoaaa}}''', '''''{{small-caps|WHOAAAAA}}'''''..."<br /> |
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"That thing you burned up isn't important to me, it's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero]]." }} |
"That thing you burned up isn't important to me, it's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero]]." }} |
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* And after the core was burned wasn't too bad, either. |
* And after the core was burned wasn't too bad, either. |
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{{quote|"Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on. {{ |
{{quote|"Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on. {{small-caps|Hellooo!}} That's you! That's how dumb you sound!" |
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[warping groan] "You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is…" [pulsing static] "… {{ |
[warping groan] "You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is…" [pulsing static] "… {{small-caps|ten}}. IN BASE FOUR. I'm fine!" }} |
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* Though this may sound like Internet Heresy, only a few never really took a shine to the Companion Cube. As a result - |
* Though this may sound like Internet Heresy, only a few never really took a shine to the Companion Cube. As a result - |
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{{quote|"The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck. However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized." |
{{quote|"The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck. However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized." |
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* "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." |
* "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." |
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* [[Brick Joke|The cake recipe.]] |
* [[Brick Joke|The cake recipe.]] |
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* Turret: {{ |
* Turret: {{small-caps|"Help." "Uh-oh." "Who are you?" "Please put me down."}} |
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** One of the achievements is using one turret to take out another turret. They say some of the cutest things when they bump into one another. {{ |
** One of the achievements is using one turret to take out another turret. They say some of the cutest things when they bump into one another. {{small-caps|"Excuse me." "Sorry!"}} |
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