Pretty Fly for a White Guy/Quotes

A foolish young man

From a middle class fam'ly

Started singin' the blues

'Cause he thought it was manly

Now he talks like the Kingfish

From Amos 'n Andy

He tells you that chitlins

Well, they taste just like candy

He thinks that he's got

De whole thang down

From the Nivea Lotion

To de Royal Crown
—Frank Zappa, "You Are What You Is"

He needs some cool tunes / Not just any will suffice

But they didn't have Ice Cube / So he bought Vanilla Ice.

"... Is it because I is black?"

—Ali G. Who isn't.