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'''Louden Noxious''': ...getting under their skin, these various-- |
'''Louden Noxious''': ...getting under their skin, these various-- |
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'''Delirious''': 3D0! |
'''Delirious''': 3D0! |
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(''[[Collective Groan|audience groans]]'') |
(''[[Collective Groan|audience groans]]'') |
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'''Player Uno''': GET OUT! |
'''Player Uno''': GET OUT! |
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'''Mike Quackenbush''': "Get out!" says Player Uno, as does every self-respecting gamer! }} |
'''Mike Quackenbush''': "Get out!" says Player Uno, as does every self-respecting gamer! }} |
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** But the real [[Berserk Button|crossing-the-line moment]] came when Delirious took it just a little [[My Girl Is Not a Slut|too far]]: "[[Super Mario Bros. (video game)|Princess Peach]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVa49EwJj0w is a TRAMP!]" |
** But the real [[Berserk Button|crossing-the-line moment]] came when Delirious took it just a little [[My Girl Is Not a Slut|too far]]: "[[Super Mario Bros. (video game)|Princess Peach]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVa49EwJj0w is a TRAMP!]" |
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{{quote|(''audience groans very loudly; the ref stumbles and falls over in shock'') |
{{quote|(''audience groans very loudly; the ref stumbles and falls over in shock'') |
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'''[[Kaiju Big Battel|Louden Noxious]]''': We normally have trouble understanding [[The Unintelligible|Delirious]], but that was loud and clear! |
'''[[Kaiju Big Battel|Louden Noxious]]''': We normally have trouble understanding [[The Unintelligible|Delirious]], but that was loud and clear! |
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'''Player Uno''': (''[[Berserk Button|promptly flipping his shit]]'') YOU DO NOT SAY THAT ABOUT HER! SHE'S THE MOST WONDROUS WOMAN IN THE WORLD! }} |
'''Player Uno''': (''[[Berserk Button|promptly flipping his shit]]'') YOU DO NOT SAY THAT ABOUT HER! SHE'S THE MOST WONDROUS WOMAN IN THE WORLD! }} |
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* Delirious [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvXcSZldSWw doesn't know the meaning of the word "kayfabe"]. |
* Delirious [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvXcSZldSWw doesn't know the meaning of the word "kayfabe"]. |
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'''Colt Cabana''': Good... |
'''Colt Cabana''': Good... |
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'''El Generico''': El Generico numero uno! |
'''El Generico''': El Generico numero uno! |
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'''Colt Cabana''': [[Here We Go Again|Ah, geez]]-- |
'''Colt Cabana''': [[Here We Go Again|Ah, geez]]-- |
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'''El Generico''': Kenny Omega, no bueno! |
'''El Generico''': Kenny Omega, no bueno! |
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'''Colt Cabana''': No. Ready...say what I say...(''whispers to El Generico'') |
'''Colt Cabana''': No. Ready...say what I say...(''whispers to El Generico'') |
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'''El Generico''': Kenny Omega y Chuck Taylor...(''Colt whispers to him again'') I want...I-I want to piss in your boots! ''(more whispering)'' ...and your ears! (''more whispering'') I EAT CHILDREN! |
'''El Generico''': Kenny Omega y Chuck Taylor...(''Colt whispers to him again'') I want...I-I want to piss in your boots! ''(more whispering)'' ...and your ears! (''more whispering'') I EAT CHILDREN! |
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'''[[Colt Cabana]]''': No! (''whispers'') I eat ''your'' children! |
'''[[Colt Cabana]]''': No! (''whispers'') I eat ''your'' children! |
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'''El Generico''': Que no comprendo "eat children"... }} |
'''El Generico''': Que no comprendo "eat children"... }} |
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** Colt Cabana corpsing? [[Botchamania|Send for]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ENIWdtTgqE the man!] |
** Colt Cabana corpsing? [[Botchamania|Send for]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ENIWdtTgqE the man!] |