Pushing Up Roses/Quotes

The moral of the story here, is wear deodorant, because if we happen to kiss in the future and I tell a story about it, I won’t choose a completely offensive and juvenile name to represent your being!

—From Roses's website

Q: When life gives you lemons, what do you make?
A: I throw them at someone's car.

Make friends.

—Repeatedly tried and failed command from her Quest for Glory 1 Let's Play

Can we teleport? I'd like to be here, please.

—When trying to navigate the Amazon Trail map in the LP

Q: If you were on a buddy cop show, who would your partner be and what would the show be called?"
A: My partner would be John Oates. The show would be called COPS. ....Wait...

Roses: I made you a cookie!
Paw: Oh, nice.
Roses: ...But it's made of tar.
Paw: ....What? Why do you have tar sitting around your home?!
Roses: For cookie batter, hello!!