Rent/Funny

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 Mark: Mucho masturbation!

    • Especially the "impromptu salon in honour of the death of Bohemia".

 Mark: And Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song... *Roger starts playing Musetta's Waltz* ... That DOESN'T remind us of Musetta's Waltz.

  • The following exchange in "Life Support" when Mark goes to a Life Support meeting with Angel and Collins yet does not want the others to think he is HIV positive.

 Mark: Sorry, excuse me- oops!

Paul: And you are?

Mark: Oh, I'm not- I'm just here to- I don't have- I'm here with-- Maaaarkk, Mark! I'm Mark! Well, this is quite an operation.

  • Adorkability Levels Rising: At the beginning of Tango: Maureen, Mark quickly advances on Joanne and spontaneously busts out with some of the most jarring, awkward dance moves imaginable. She looks startled and backs away slightly.
  • Collins' Oh Crap moment. "I may be detained."

 "What does he mean? What do you mean 'detained'?"

  • A blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment, during "Christmas Bells".

 Collins: That's my coat!

Saleswoman: We offer discounts.

  • "Over The Moon". That is all.
  • "Light My Candle" has some pretty funny moments, particularly:

 Mimi: Do you want to dance?

Roger: With you?

Mimi: With my father.