Revenge of the Sith/Funny

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  • When Anakin and Obi-Wan argue about how many times the young apprentice had saved his master.

Anakin: You owe me one, and for not saving your skin for the tenth time.
Obi-Wan: Ninth time. That business on Cato Neimodia doesn't... doesn't count.

    • Made even funnier in the novel Labyrinth of Evil, when we see just what that "Business" was. Obi-Wan unintentionally got high and Anakin helped him finish off a group of battle droids that were attacking him.
  • When General Grievous snatches two lightsabers out of a poor downed Battle Droid's hands.

Battle Droid: You're welcome.

  • The scene where Anakin heckles Grievous.

General Grievous: Anakin Skywalker. I expected someone with your reputation to be a little... older.
Anakin: General Grievous... you're shorter than I expected.
General Grievous: Jedi scum!
Obi-Wan: He has a job to do, Anakin. Try not to upset him.

  • Obi-Wan's total lack of reaction to everything going to hell during the battle of Coruscant.

"Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship."