Rick and Morty/Quotes
From the show
"The world is full of idiots who don't understand what's important, and they'll tear us apart, Morty. But if ya stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty. And you're gonna be part of 'em, and together we're gonna run around, Morty, we're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty. We're the only *URP* friends we've got, Morty! It's just Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty and their adventures, Morty! Rick and Morty forever and forever a hundred years Rick and Morty some things. Me and Rick and Morty runnin' around and, Rick and Morty time, all day long forever, all a hundred days Rick and Morty..."
—Rick, in the Pilot episode, to Morty, who is too busy convulsing from alien food poisoning.
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"Meeseeks are not born into this world fumbling for meaning, Jerry! We are created to serve a singular purpose for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill! —Mr. Meeseeks, Meeseeks and Destroy
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Morty: Can I show you something? —Rixty Minutes
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Rick: (alarm beeps) Oh, yeah, distress beacon! [burp] yeah, baby! —Auto Erotic Assimilation
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Summer: Unity, I'm sorry. I didn't know freedom meant people doing stuff that sucks. I was thinking more of a 'choose your own cellphone carrier' thing.
—Auto Erotic Assimilation
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Summer: Grandpa, I think that when you put your mind into this body's young brain, it did what young brains do—it shoved the bad thoughts into the back and put a large wall around them. But those bad thoughts are the real Rick. The fact that you're old, the fact that we're all going to die one day, the fact that the universe is so big, nothing in it matters—those facts are who you are! So you're trapped in there and you can only come out in the form of Tiny Rick's teen angst! —Big Trouble in Little Sanchez
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Pickle Rick: I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Boom! Big reveal: I'm a pickle. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! —Pickle Rick
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About the show
>*BUURRRRP* God's not real Morty |
"It's Big Bang Theory for people who claim to hate Big Bang Theory."
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"Are people named Rick allowed to eat pickles anymore? I'm just curious."
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