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Alarm rings at five.
I go smash the snooze button.
Five more minutes, please.

—Ripsaw

Clock won't stop ringing!
Someone get me sledgehammer -
[WHAM!] That's much better.

—Snowsky

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+{{haiku|
-Alarm rings at five.<br />I go smash the snooze button.<br />Five more minutes, please.<br />-[[User:Ripsaw]]
+Alarm rings at five.
+I go smash the snooze button.
+Five more minutes, please.
+|Ripsaw}}
+{{haiku|
-[[Heavy Sleeper|My bed feels so good.]]<br />I don' wanna leave, [[Lazy Bum|EVER.]]<br />[[Die, Chair, Die!|Die, you damn clock, die.]]
+[[Heavy Sleeper|My bed feels so good.]]
+I don' wanna leave, [[Lazy Bum|EVER.]]
+[[Die, Chair, Die!|Die, you damn clock, die.]]
+}}
+{{haiku|
-Clock won't stop ringing!<br />Someone get me sledgehammer - <br />[WHAM!] That's much better.<br />- [[Tropers/Snowsky|Snowsky]]
+Clock won't stop ringing!
+Someone get me sledgehammer -
+[WHAM!] That's much better.
+|Snowsky}}
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-[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]
 [[Category:Ring Ring CRUNCH]]
 [[Category:Haiku]]