Ring Ring CRUNCH/Haiku

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Alarm rings at five.
I go smash the snooze button.
Five more minutes, please.

—Ripsaw

My bed feels so good.
I don' wanna leave, EVER.
Die, you damn clock, die.

Clock won't stop ringing!
Someone get me sledgehammer -
[WHAM!] That's much better.

—Snowsky
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