The story of the Murder Room is a myth whispered by murderers and madmen to each other in the long emptiness of the night. The tale changes with the retelling, but it always begins with a enigma and always ends with Blood.
Crichton... Crichton? Crichton? Crichton, you're no longer writing on the tablet. Crichton? Crichton... Oh my Jenset, look what you've done! I-I think you've unlocked the 5th level coupling anomalies!