Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue: Difference between revisions

Let's fuck.|'''Sven Bianchi''', ''[[Questionable Content]]'' [http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1189 #1189]}}

Gonna get my peace on and offer yas a drag.|'''Monique''', ''Sinfest'' [http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=16\] }}

[[Your Mom|Yo momma's a harlot]].|'''Lodoze''' (parody of [[The DCU|Lobo]]), ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]'' ([http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/010622 22 June 2001])}}

[[Painful Rhyme|Nommy nom noms]]|'''Cinna the Poet''', ''[[Hark! A Vagrant]]'' ([http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=307\])}}

If you need a haiku, just remember "peace-shattering moron" is six syllables.|'''Fred Macintire (advising Lisa)''', ''[[Something Positive]]''}}

{{quote|Roses are red

Daisies are yellow

''(she's briefly interrupted)''

[[Single Woman Seeks Good Man|I am in]] [[Love Redeems|love with]]

[[Lovable Nerd|A nerdy young fellow]].|'''Fuchsia''', ''[[Sinfest]]'' [http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3177 2009-05-18: Love Poetry]}}

Down Blood Gulch Avenue|First verse of the [[Red vs. Blue]] theme}}

[[Memetic Mutation|find ~ -name base -exec chown -R you {} \;]]|'''Chaos Computer Club'''}}

In piles of excrement|'''Ben [[Zero Punctuation|"Yahtzee"]] Croshaw''', reviewing ''Saint's Row 2''}}

[http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/generic/724a/ ThinkGeek] }}

''[[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night|But enough talk, have at you!]]'''|'''[[Image Board|Anonymous]]'''}}

[http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/13927/25305360/1/#25327044\] }}

''[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554818 Dance of the Manwhore]'' }}

''[http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/famous-love-poem-drafts/ I-Mockery.com]'' }}

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''[[What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?|WTFIWWY Ep. 28]]'' }}

But ah, what the heck: it's ''hard'' to rhyme "violet".|'''Dot Warner''', ''[[Animaniacs]]''}}

If I had your face, I'd be in a zoo.|'''Roy Rooster''', ''[[Garfield and Friends]]''}}

I have to go to the bathroom|'''Patrick Star''', ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''}}

''[belches]'' THIS BELCH IS FOR YOUUUU!!!|'''Heffer Wolfe''', ''[[Rocko's Modern Life]]''}}

Please bring me some food|'''Heinz Doofenshmirtz''', ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]''}}

It's time for Poet's Corner!|'''Intro to the poetry segment of''' ''[[Cartoon Planet]]''}}

[[Incredibly Lame Pun|They'd call it P.U.]]|[[Looney Tunes]], "Hollywood Canine Canteen"(1946)}}

But you sure sCENSORED!|Telegram delivered by [[Bugs Bunny]], "Buckaroo Bugs" (Bugs then finished the line by shouting it in the recipient's face. The final word is of course, STINK!)}}

I was too mean.|'''Hans''', ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]''}}

''(face into typewriter)''|'''Mr. Morton''', ''[[Schoolhouse Rock]]''}}

and so are you|'''The Populars''', ''[[Ka Blam!]]''}}

I loved my Breezie.|'''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]''', in his love letter/poem parody to Breezie, ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]''}}

''[cue [[Big No]]]''|'''[[Danny Phantom]]'''}}