Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue: Difference between revisions

When the guard is a sucker!|''The Adventures of Captain Jack''}}

nd hey u natsy slut i fucin luv u|''[[Naruto Veangance Revelaitons]]''}}

So what else is new?|'''Colin''', ''Greenfingers''}}

So so are you.|''[[Horse Feathers]]''}}

Fuck you, whore|'''Tom''', ''[[500 Days of Summer]]''}}

To identify you.|''[[Valentine]]''}}

and so am I.|''[[What About Bob?]]''}}

[[Right Behind Me|And so are you!]]|''[[My Bloody Valentine (film)|My Bloody Valentine]]''}}

And ready for [[Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion|high school]].|'''[[Kurt Vonnegut]]''', ''[[Breakfast of Champions]]''}}

Joues gare et suite, un sot voyou.|''Mots d'Heures: Gousses, Rames''<ref>The editor, Luis d'Antin van Rooten, explains this as "a description of an incident at the Russian Imperial court", but the French text is better pronounced than translated.</ref>}}

You'll die too!|'''R. L. Stine''', "Broken Hearts"}}

Angels in heaven know I love you|'''[[Poul Anderson]]'''}}

== [[Magazines]] ==

The hoisery's nude

This dress is heinous

Your stylist should be sued|'''Bullseye''', ''Entertainment Weekly'', Issue #1197}}

We make our bread

On clods like you!|'''[[Mad Magazine]]''', "A Valentine to all our readers", #133}}

The other's for innocence; for that, I'm not fussed.|'''Zoe's Adventures Under Ground''', "River Rise Over"}}

And so's maple surple.|'''Roger Miller''', "Dang Me"}}

Where teardrops fall|'''[[Bob Dylan]]''' (no, really), "Where Teardrops Fall"}}

Good luck, may God bless you."|'''Bobby Vinton''', "Roses Are Red (My Love)"}}

But not as sweet as you|'''[[Aqua]]''', "Roses Are Red" <small>(Different song, same title.)</small>}}

The flowers are dead.|'''[[Lil Wayne]]''', "I Feel Like Dying"}}

Sweetie, so are you!|'''George Gershwin, Ira Gershwin & Gus Kahn''', "So Are You"}}

I was blue, too.|Psaltina, Kids Praise 3: Funtastic Family!}}

Then I am too|'''[[Voltaire (musician)|Voltaire]]''', "The Chosen"}}

And all of the leaves have gone green.|'''Oliver''', "Jean (Theme from ''[[The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie]]'')"}}

You sure were too! Ha ha! <ref>Calvin sends Susie this note to taunt her after she gets in trouble for talking in class, provoking her into writing another note and getting in trouble again</ref> }}

And:

Woo-woo!|''[[Calvin and Hobbes]]''}}

And your family too.|''[[Sherman's Lagoon]]''}}

And [[Stylistic Suck|your poetry blows]]!|''[[Zits]]''}}

it's gotta be you. }}

{{quote|Roses are red

Than a washing machine. }}

{{quote|Roses are red,

I'd throw it at you. }}

{{quote|Roses are red

Quasimodo vomit. }}

{{quote|Roses are red

If you scraped off that mold. }}

{{quote|Roses are red

In a waste treatment plant|''[[FoxTrot]]'' <ref>Jason's Valentines to Paige accidentally get switched with Roger's to Andy. [[Hilarity Ensues]]</ref>}}

Down by your (wazoo) <ref>The author is looking for a word that rhymes but is less "trite"</ref>|''[[Frazz]]''}}

== [[Television]] ==

Violets are bluish

If it weren't for Christmas

We'd all be Jewish|'''[[Benny Hill]]'''}}

Sugar is sweet

I'm gonna break your face|'''The Champ''', ''[[Police Squad!]]!''}}

{{quote|Violets are blue

Roses are red

My sons were right

Go soak your head|'''Carey Martin''', ''[[The Suite Life of Zack and Cody]]''}}

{{quote|Roses are red

Violets are blue

Fudge is sweet

Here's some fudge.|'''Bob Pinciotti''', ''[[That '70s Show]]''}}

{{quote|Roses are red

Violets are blue

Have sex in the Corps

And I'll break your neck|'''Deacon Jones''', ''G Vs E''}}

{{quote|Roses are red

Violets are fickle

When I'm done with you

All you'll have left is this nickel|'''Maris Crane''', ''[[Frasier]]''}}

I'm dead and color-blind.|'''Forsaken male /silly emote''', ''[[World of Warcraft]]''}}

Doodley-doo|'''Gargarensis''', ''[[Age of Mythology]]''}}

Prepare to eat lead|A book of pirate poems, ''[[Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge]]''}}

So you know I'm true|'''Eriko''', ''[[Revelations Persona]]''}}

You suck|Graffiti written below an over-the-top poem in ''[[Left 4 Dead]]''}}

[[Memetic Mutation|Badger badger mushroom]]|[http://www.bash.org/?218315 bash.org]}}

Doo dee doo dee doo.|'''Jimmy Stewart (supposedly)''', ''[[How It Should Have Ended]]: [[It's a Wonderful Life|Its a Wonderful Life]]''}}