Scrooged/Funny
- When Frank's confronted by his zombie boss he comes up with an elaborate rationalization.
Frank Cross: "You are a hallucination... brought on by Russian vodka... poisoned by Chernobyl!" |
- Lew talking about his supposed status.
Lew: I was a captain of industry; feared by men, adored by women. |
- The entire restaurant scene.
- "Ah-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh...!"
- After Frank douses the waiter he thought was on fire: "I'm sorry. For a minute, I thought you were Richard Pryor."
- "It's a TOASTER!"
- "IT'S A BONE!!!"
- "I'm only four!"
- "The bitch hit me with a toaster!"
- Elliot Loudermilk's phone conversation with Rhinelander during his and Frank's hijacking of the Scrooge special:
Rhinlander: I want to talk to the IDIOT who put that MORON on the air!! |
- Just before that, when Frank and Elliot reconcile near the end of the film.
Frank: Hey. Are you glad to see me, or is this a shotgun in your pocket? (toss gun away; it fires) |