Sex God/Quotes

He didn't penetrate me, and yet, it's so good.

—Ryo Fujihashi being dry humped by Souma Mizuno, Fire in His Fingertips

Let me do it. I'll melt you with pleasure.

—Souma Mizuno, Fire in His Fingertips and later chapters and episodes prove he wasn't boasting

You've come. But... it's not over yet.

—Souma Mizuno still has stamina after he gives Ryo an orgasm, Fire in His Fingertips.

Spare me... I'll die! I'll die from orgasm!

—Yukiha Serizawa after she and Masami go at it all night, The Girl in the Library: Until The Pure You Falls From Grace

I'm in heaven!

—Yukiha Serizawa six months after becoming Masami's Sex Slave willingly, The Girl in the Library: Until The Pure You Falls From Grace

8 hours, 45 minutes
Bone Prone 4
Missionary 3
Standing Doggystyle 2
Cowgirl 2
Doggystyle 1
Creampie 6

—Akimori Jotou's history with Meiko on the Sex Monitoring App, Mimamori Moto Bitch

I'll never get tired of your pussy, Mei.
Akimori Joto, Mimamori Moto Bitch

Sarah Sloane: Whoa... wow, that made me completely forget about Bob Balaban.
Ned Flanders: That's what Maude used to say.
Sarah Sloane: A girl could get used to that.

—The Simpsons Season 14, Episode 13, A Star Is Born-Again

"Think of us as your own ego-busting squad," Hermione smiled.
"I didn't think I needed it," Harry pointed out.
"You don’t," Pansy agreed. "But it's always good to be prepared. And to remind you that you are only human. Out there, you will always be Harry Potter, Boy Who Lived, Saviour, Hero, and Sex God. With us, you'll just be Harry, our friend and love."
"And Sex God," Daphne added with a grin.

—White Knight, Grey Queen by "Jeconais"

Everybody loves Slim. He's the only man to ever win Olympic gold medals for both limbo and sex.

—Hermes discussing his rival, Barbados Slim in the first Futurama movie, Bender's Big Score.

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