Sex Is Evil/Quotes
A chastity belt is a harness that is made to fit around the waist, blocking access to the naughty parts, thus preventing sex. Kinda like wearing a Star Trek belt.
—Cracked.com, "The 5 Most Horrific Ways People Have Tried to Discourage"
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Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!
—Coach Carr, Mean Girls
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"I don't know why but I always find I sympathize a lot less with characters after they lose their virginity."
—Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, on No More Heroes 2
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