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''No.'' |
''No.'' |
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'''Shut UP, Hannibal'''. |
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You don't want to hear it. He's a ''villain''. A ''bad guy''. He has tried to kill you and your friends a dozen times over. He dangled your [[Sidekick]] and your [[Love Interest]] over a cliff, [[Evil Gloating|taunting you]] to [[Sadistic Choice|pick one of them]]. He treats other people, [[Bad Boss|including his own underlings]], like dirt. He doesn't care about people, order, or [[Freudian Excuse|whatever he's using to justify his actions]] - he just wants power. And he [[Kick the Dog|ran over your daughter's puppy]]. You're ''nothing'' like him. He's ''wrong''. So you tell it to him, spell it out if necessary, then beat the crap out of him in a manner [[Right Makes Might|most righteous]]. |
You don't want to hear it. He's a ''villain''. A ''bad guy''. He has tried to kill you and your friends a dozen times over. He dangled your [[Sidekick]] and your [[Love Interest]] over a cliff, [[Evil Gloating|taunting you]] to [[Sadistic Choice|pick one of them]]. He treats other people, [[Bad Boss|including his own underlings]], like dirt. He doesn't care about people, order, or [[Freudian Excuse|whatever he's using to justify his actions]] - he just wants power. And he [[Kick the Dog|ran over your daughter's puppy]]. You're ''nothing'' like him. He's ''wrong''. So you tell it to him, spell it out if necessary, then beat the crap out of him in a manner [[Right Makes Might|most righteous]]. |
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Sometimes, [[The Hero]] needs to be told "[[You Are Not Alone]]" to come up with this reply. |
Sometimes, [[The Hero]] needs to be told "[[You Are Not Alone]]" to come up with this reply. |
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Combining it with the [[World of Cardboard Speech]] will just make it that much more badass. |
Combining it with the [["World of Cardboard" Speech]] will just make it that much more badass. |
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Conversely, one way to be [[Defiant to the End]] is to interrupt the villain by saying [[Get It Over With]]. It tends to shock the villain that anyone would prefer death to listening to him. |
Conversely, one way to be [[Defiant to the End]] is to interrupt the villain by saying [[Get It Over With]]. It tends to shock the villain that anyone would prefer death to listening to him. |