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** "Dude, what the fuck?!"

* The dandruff trees on RuneScape.

{{quote| '''Rob''': Fuck is with those trees? They got dandruff or something? Those fucking trees need some fucking Head and Shoulders. Even though they're trees, they lack [[Pun|a head or shoulders]].

{{quote|'''Rob''': Fuck is with those trees? They got dandruff or something? Those fucking trees need some fucking Head and Shoulders. Even though they're trees, they lack [[Pun|a head or shoulders]].

'''Johny''': They're magic.

'''Rob''': That's some stupid fucking magic when all it does is give them dandruff. }}

* Johny using his player to kill a unicorn on the game.

{{quote| '''Rob''': You just mind your own damn business when you fuck the shit up for the hell of it. [[Call a Smeerp a Rabbit|That's horse slaughter!]] [[Kangaroo Court|You'll get life in horse court.]]

{{quote|'''Rob''': You just mind your own damn business when you fuck the shit up for the hell of it. [[Call a Smeerp a Rabbit|That's horse slaughter!]] [[Kangaroo Court|You'll get life in horse court.]]

'''Johny''': Uh, ''[[Insistent Terminology|unicorn]]'' court. [[Berserk Button|They get pissed off]] when you call them horses.

'''Rob''': Like when you call zephyrs [[Pluralses|Pegasuseseses]].

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* "Bet I can break a window with it." "Probably." "Bet I can even KILL a man!...[[Cue Card Pause|With it]]."

*

{{quote| '''Rob''': What the fuck? How the hell did you pull a 5000? That attack looked the same as those zero attacks you kept doing.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Rob''': What the fuck? How the hell did you pull a 5000? That attack looked the same as those zero attacks you kept doing.

'''Johny''': Yeah, but I put my heart on that click. }}

*

{{quote| '''Johny''': There ''is'' no pirate stat!...Hey, cool, they just updated it. They added a...pirate stat. Huh, cool, sweet! I can get a peg leg!}}

{{quote|'''Johny''': There ''is'' no pirate stat!...Hey, cool, they just updated it. They added a...pirate stat. Huh, cool, sweet! I can get a peg leg!}}

=== Don't Wake Robby! ===

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** Cue Godzilla trying to attack Rob and causing a tidal wave.

*

{{quote| '''Johny''': You gotta be kidding me.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Johny''': You gotta be kidding me.

'''Rob''': I'M NAKED! }}

* Rob's second dream. "FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEE! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEE! FUCKING WEEEEEEeeeeeooooo..."

* When Rob tries to eat the biscuits and gravy but forgets it.

{{quote| '''Rob''': Wait a minute, they're on the ground. I don't wanna eat this off the ground. One with filth and dog hair all over.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Rob''': Wait a minute, they're on the ground. I don't wanna eat this off the ground. One with filth and dog hair all over.

(''closes the door'')~~ ~~

(''closes the door'')

'''Johny''': Dammit. }}

=== Dog Daze of Boredom ===

* Rob saying "hi" to Spike repeatedly at the beginning.

{{quote| '''Rob''': Hi Spike. Hi Spike. Hey Spike! Hi Spike! Hey, Spike!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Rob''': Hi Spike. Hi Spike. Hey Spike! Hi Spike! Hey, Spike!

'''Spike''': If Rob walks by and says "hi" one more damn time, I'm gonna, I'm gonna...~~ ~~

'''Spike''': If Rob walks by and says "hi" one more damn time, I'm gonna, I'm gonna...

'''Rob''': Hi Spike!~~ ~~

'''Rob''': Hi Spike!

'''Spike''': ...lick my lips and blink. }}

* Rob's fake animal noise. "CACTUS!"

* Rob bragging to Johny about a paper mâché hand he made and making puns about it.

* This exchange between Rob and Johny:

{{quote| '''Rob''': Johny.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Rob''': Johny.

'''Johny''': Rob.~~ ~~

'''Johny''': Rob.

'''Rob''': Spike's a dog.~~ ~~

'''Rob''': Spike's a dog.

'''Johny''': Yeah.~~ ~~

'''Johny''': Yeah.

'''Rob''': Dogs like being pettededed.~~ ~~

'''Rob''': Dogs like being pettededed.

'''Johny''': RuneScape likes being playeded.~~ ~~

'''Johny''': RuneScape likes being playeded.

'''Rob''': Play-dough.~~ ~~

'''Rob''': Play-dough.

'''Johny''': Play-don't.~~ ~~

'''Johny''': Play-don't.

'''Rob''': Play with yourself.~~ ~~

'''Rob''': Play with yourself.

'''Johny''': No.~~ ~~

'''Johny''': No.

'''Rob''': I WIN! Let's bother Spike!~~ ~~

'''Rob''': I WIN! Let's bother Spike!

'''Johny''': Kay. }}

* The ending, in which Spike commits a [[Squick|Squicky]] moment offscreen.

{{quote| '''Rob''': (''happy'') [[Say My Name|SPIKE!!]]

{{quote|'''Rob''': (''happy'') [[Say My Name|SPIKE!!]]

(''becomes shocked'')

'''Johny''': Ew.

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* "Hey John, think slow!"

*

{{quote| '''Dan''': What the hell, JewBob?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Dan''': What the hell, JewBob?

'''Rob''': Uh, [[Blatant Lies|IT WAS SPIKE!]]

(''runs off'')

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=== Half Beard ===

* When Rob starts shaving his beard, annoyed:

{{quote| '''Rob''': Boy, shaving is...~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Rob''': Boy, shaving is...

'''Beard''': [[Minor Injury Overreaction|AAAAHHH!!! WHY?! THE PAIN!!!]]

'''Rob''': Shut up, beard!

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* "Rugged. Smooth. Rugged. Smooth. I'M SO BRILLIANT!"

*

{{quote| '''Johny''': I don't think you're in a mind, period.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Johny''': I don't think you're in a mind, period.

'''Rob''': Semi-colon.~~ ~~

'''Rob''': Semi-colon.

'''Johny''': What?~~ ~~

'''Johny''': What?

'''Rob''': QUESTION MARK! }}

* Before Johny starts playing Rob's "half beard theme" on his guitar:

{{quote| '''Johny''': Rob, do me a favor.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Johny''': Rob, do me a favor.

'''Rob''': What?~~ ~~

'''Rob''': What?

'''Johny''': Blink.~~ ~~

'''Johny''': Blink.

(''Rob blinks'')~~ ~~

(''Rob blinks'')

'''Johny''': (''whispering'') ''Thank you.'' }}

*

{{quote| '''Johny''': (''calling CJ'') What? Dude, I'm playing my guitar. I don't wanna play 24/7. ''You'' do it! NO!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Johny''': (''calling CJ'') What? Dude, I'm playing my guitar. I don't wanna play 24/7. ''You'' do it! NO!

(''hangs up'')~~ ~~

(''hangs up'')

'''Johny''': I don't care how many peacock feathers you tickle me with, you damn weirdo. }}

*

{{quote| '''Johny''': Mom, can I get a ride?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Johny''': Mom, can I get a ride?

'''Mom''': I'm playing my gypsy fortune telling cards. Wanna play?~~ ~~

'''Mom''': I'm playing my gypsy fortune telling cards. Wanna play?

'''Johny''': Dad, can I get a ride?~~ ~~

'''Johny''': Dad, can I get a ride?

'''Dad''': Hm? No, I just got on the computer. I gotta get my solitaire fix.~~ ~~

'''Dad''': Hm? No, I just got on the computer. I gotta get my solitaire fix.

'''Johny''': Danny, can I get a ride?~~ ~~

'''Johny''': Danny, can I get a ride?

'''Dan''': No, JewJohn.~~ ~~

'''Dan''': No, JewJohn.

'''Mason''': Da-hee!~~ ~~

'''Mason''': Da-hee!

'''Johny''': [[Blatant Lies|Spike, can I get a ride?]]

'''Spike''': (''grunt'')

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* "Hey, you can't do this! I AM ROBERT WINCHESTER! BROTHER TO JOHNY WINCHESTER! HE WHO SITS RIGHT THERE IN THE BLEACHERS! LOOK AT HIM AND KNOW MY ASSOCIATION WITH HIM!"

*

{{quote| '''Mike''': (''upon seeing CJ chasing Johny with peacock feathers'') Oh yeah, that reminds me.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Mike''': (''upon seeing CJ chasing Johny with peacock feathers'') Oh yeah, that reminds me.

(''[[Too Dumb to Live|pulls out a small pink feather and stares cunningly at Bjorn]]'')

'''Bjorn''': For the last time, Mikey, I am not gay, and ''neither are you''! I think.

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(''Bjorn backs off'') }}

* [[The Stinger]], with Rob's new beard style.

{{quote| '''Rob''': Johny, come see!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Rob''': Johny, come see!

'''Johny''': Oh, god.~~ ~~

'''Johny''': Oh, god.

'''Rob''': Reverse goatee is born!~~ ~~

'''Rob''': Reverse goatee is born!

'''Johny''': (''groan'') }}

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* "Are we having a party in here?" "YES! PARTY!"

*

{{quote| '''Rob''': It's Final Fantasy, John, not [[Grand Theft Auto]].~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Rob''': It's Final Fantasy, John, not [[Grand Theft Auto]].

'''Johny''': Steal that chicobbo!~~ ~~

'''Johny''': Steal that chicobbo!

'''Rob''': I CAN'T! And um, [[Insistent Terminology|it's pronounced "chocobo"]].

'''Johny''': That's stupid. }}

*

{{quote| '''Rob''': Johny?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Rob''': Johny?

'''Johny''': Rob.~~ ~~

'''Johny''': Rob.

'''Rob''': What are you doing?~~ ~~

'''Rob''': What are you doing?

'''Johny''': You're connected to the internet.~~ ~~

'''Johny''': You're connected to the internet.

'''Rob''': So what?~~ ~~

'''Rob''': So what?

'''Johny''': I'm gonna play RuneScape.~~ ~~

'''Johny''': I'm gonna play RuneScape.

'''Rob''': Oh hell no.~~ ~~

'''Rob''': Oh hell no.

'''Dan''': Bob, stop it! You're making Mason frown!~~ ~~

'''Dan''': Bob, stop it! You're making Mason frown!

'''Rob''': What, what? Baby Mason? Frowning?~~ ~~

'''Rob''': What, what? Baby Mason? Frowning?

(''Mason looks sad, but changes his expression to concerned'')~~ ~~

(''Mason looks sad, but changes his expression to concerned'')

'''Rob''': Concerned?~~ ~~

'''Rob''': Concerned?

(''Mason looks happy and giggles'')~~ ~~

(''Mason looks happy and giggles'')

'''Rob''': Happy? Okay, now you're messing with me. }}

* "REVOLUTIOOOOOON! Sky pirate!"

*

{{quote| '''Johny''': RuneScape has a story. Well, pieces of a story, in the mini-quests. Why do I have to do all this shit?}}

{{quote|'''Johny''': RuneScape has a story. Well, pieces of a story, in the mini-quests. Why do I have to do all this shit?}}

*

{{quote| '''Rob''': (''about Vaan on the game'') [[The Scrappy|He's the worst character in the game]], so I didn't use him.

{{quote|'''Rob''': (''about Vaan on the game'') [[The Scrappy|He's the worst character in the game]], so I didn't use him.

'''Johny''': But he's the main character!

'''Dan''': Why the hate, Bob, why?!

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'''Rob''': He's Michael Jackson with a stupid haircut. His stomach doesn't even look real. }}

* Rob's [[Long List]] of wolf palette swaps.

{{quote| "Well, let's see, we have red wolf, orange wolf, brown wolf, blue glowing wolf, wolf on fire, wolf with a top hat, [[Teen Wolf (film)|Teen Wolf]], wolf with a funny mustache, wolf that turns into [[The Legend of Zelda (video game)|Link]], inside out wolf - and that's not even counting wolfmen."}}

{{quote|"Well, let's see, we have red wolf, orange wolf, brown wolf, blue glowing wolf, wolf on fire, wolf with a top hat, [[Teen Wolf (film)|Teen Wolf]], wolf with a funny mustache, wolf that turns into [[The Legend of Zelda (video game)|Link]], inside out wolf - and that's not even counting wolfmen."}}

* "HOLY SHIT, STOP THE WORLD! IT'S ONE GIL!"

* "Oh, Vaan, [[Take That Scrappy|everybody hates you]]. The way you should be."

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=== Heinous Anus Zone ===

*

{{quote| '''Johny''': (''about Rob's imaginary Sonic level'') I don't wanna hear this.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Johny''': (''about Rob's imaginary Sonic level'') I don't wanna hear this.

'''Rob''': Why not, John? It's such a good idea.~~ ~~

'''Rob''': Why not, John? It's such a good idea.

'''Johny''': It's a terrible idea.~~ ~~

'''Johny''': It's a terrible idea.

'''Rob''': (''chuckles'') I'm gonna write to Sonic Team and tell them to put it in the next game.~~ ~~

'''Rob''': (''chuckles'') I'm gonna write to Sonic Team and tell them to put it in the next game.

'''Johny''': I'm sure they have better ideas than that. }}

* When [[Mr. T]] comes out of nowhere startling Rob right after Johny says "Fool's gold."

{{quote| '''Mr. T''': GRR! Oh, I'm sorry, did I scare you?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Mr. T''': GRR! Oh, I'm sorry, did I scare you?

'''Rob''': Shit, man, I ''told'' you not to do that!~~ ~~

'''Rob''': Shit, man, I ''told'' you not to do that!

'''Mr. T''': Sorry 'bout that.~~ ~~

'''Mr. T''': Sorry 'bout that.

'''Rob''': I hate it when people do that. }}

* "You never have a good idea." "BLASPHEMY!"

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* "STOP SQUEALING EVERY TIME A PENIS WALKS ON THE SCREEN!! JESUS!"

*

{{quote| '''Edward Cullen''': I'm dangerous, leave me alone. I'm dangerous, leave me alone. I'm dange-- (''[[Beat]]'') I'm a pretty vampire, shut up!}}

{{quote|'''Edward Cullen''': I'm dangerous, leave me alone. I'm dangerous, leave me alone. I'm dange-- (''[[Beat]]'') I'm a pretty vampire, shut up!}}

*

{{quote| '''Rob''': WHY DO I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THIS SHIT?!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Rob''': WHY DO I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THIS SHIT?!

'''Adrian''': I hope this could be better.~~ ~~

'''Adrian''': I hope this could be better.

'''Rob''': I hope this doesn't turn into a musical, but I swear, if [[Hannah Montana]] makes a guest appearance, [[I'll Kill You!|I'm gonna go on a murderous rampage]]. AND YOU STUPID LITTLE GIRLS ARE GONNA BE FIRST!!

'''Fangirls''': WOOOOOOOOOO!

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* "Glitter skin, glitter skin!" "I HATE GLITTER!!"

*

{{quote| '''Rob''': SHOOT ME NOOOOW!!!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Rob''': SHOOT ME NOOOOW!!!

'''Adrian''': Uh, sorry, I forgot my gun.~~ ~~

'''Adrian''': Uh, sorry, I forgot my gun.

'''Rob''': Of ''course'' you did! }}

*

{{quote| '''Fangirl''': Oh my god, I'm gonna go see ''Twilight''! TV said it's gonna be awesome! WOO!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Fangirl''': Oh my god, I'm gonna go see ''Twilight''! TV said it's gonna be awesome! WOO!

'''Rob''': Hey, let me tell you something important for a moment - EVERYONE DIES, THAT'S THE SURPRISE ENDING!!~~ ~~

'''Rob''': Hey, let me tell you something important for a moment - EVERYONE DIES, THAT'S THE SURPRISE ENDING!!

(''walks away'')~~ ~~

(''walks away'')

'''Fangirl''': (''[[Inelegant Blubbering]]'') I only bought a ticket... }}

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* "Gotta get on a good schedule, John. On a good schedule I gotta get. Good schedule I gotta get on a." "You're scaring me, Rob." "Fear is the devil's matchmaker, John."

*

{{quote| '''Max''': Canadian, eh? Johny? Eh, eh? You're trying to mock my country, John? We got botch hands, that means it isn't better!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Max''': Canadian, eh? Johny? Eh, eh? You're trying to mock my country, John? We got botch hands, that means it isn't better!

'''Johny''': I said "uh". ''Uh''! Like the bad beat machine I am.~~ ~~

'''Johny''': I said "uh". ''Uh''! Like the bad beat machine I am.

'''Max''': Beat machine? Pff. You never played ''[[Dance Dance Revolution|DDR]]''. }}

* When Johny happily snuggles himself on Rob's bed, pretending to sleep.

{{quote| '''Johny''': But Rob, sleeping is good! Good sleep!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Johny''': But Rob, sleeping is good! Good sleep!

(''jumps onto Rob's bed and cuddles himself'')~~ ~~

(''jumps onto Rob's bed and cuddles himself'')

'''Johny''': Ah, this bed is so comfy! Oh yeah, it's such a comfy bed!~~ ~~

'''Johny''': Ah, this bed is so comfy! Oh yeah, it's such a comfy bed!

'''Max''': You're enjoying yourself there, Johny?~~ ~~

'''Max''': You're enjoying yourself there, Johny?

'''Johny''': Oh yeah, the pillow, the pillow! Feels so good to be so sleep! }}

* "I'll be ''back''!" "[[Back to The Future|To the future]]." (''[[Beat]]'') "God dammit."

* "All the effort wasted? DAMMIT! AAH! (''[[Offscreen Crash|crash]]'') Dammit, who put my stereo here?!"

*

{{quote| '''Max''': Ooh, sounds important, should I be writing this down?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Max''': Ooh, sounds important, should I be writing this down?

'''Rob''': ''You haven't been??'' }}

* This exchange:

{{quote| '''Johny''': You were sleeping!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Johny''': You were sleeping!

'''Rob''': Nah, I'm staying awake. I'm zoning.~~ ~~

'''Rob''': Nah, I'm staying awake. I'm zoning.

'''Johny''': Sleeping!~~ ~~

'''Johny''': Sleeping!

'''Rob''': Zoning!~~ ~~

'''Rob''': Zoning!

'''Max''': Meditating!~~ ~~

'''Max''': Meditating!

'''Rob''': Mediating!~~ ~~

'''Rob''': Mediating!

'''Max''': Meteor!~~ ~~

'''Max''': Meteor!

'''Johny''': Sleeping, I said! }}

* "[[Unstoppable Rage|EXCITE BIKE, BITCH!! WHAT?]] ''[[Unstoppable Rage|WHAT?!]]'' '''''[[Unstoppable Rage|WHAT?!! AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!]]'''''"

** This also doubles as a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].

* After Rob wakes up from his dream:

{{quote| '''Rob''': You know what makes for a terrible pillow? The laptop keyboard. Especially one this fucking hot.}}

{{quote|'''Rob''': You know what makes for a terrible pillow? The laptop keyboard. Especially one this fucking hot.}}

* When Rob realizes he accidentally stepped in the burrito. "Ah, dammit, I forgot my feet were dirty from the burrito! Ah, gross, it's all over the carpet!"

*

{{quote| '''Johny''': Haha! I finally found the perfect way to make Rob go to sleep! More perfect - wait a minute! I said this already! That exact line! This has all happened before, I swear it! Dammit, screw this, this déjà vu shit's freaking me out! Time for me to go crawl on the fetal position on my bed! [[Genre Savvy|Why am I in this closet when I plot, anyways?]]}}

{{quote|'''Johny''': Haha! I finally found the perfect way to make Rob go to sleep! More perfect - wait a minute! I said this already! That exact line! This has all happened before, I swear it! Dammit, screw this, this déjà vu shit's freaking me out! Time for me to go crawl on the fetal position on my bed! [[Genre Savvy|Why am I in this closet when I plot, anyways?]]}}

* When Johny sees Rob finally going to sleep at the end. "FINALLY!" (Whap!) "Dammit!"