Siblings/Funny
Runesuck
- "PLAYING RUNESCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE??!!!!"
- "Dude, what the fuck?!"
- The dandruff trees on RuneScape.
Rob: Fuck is with those trees? They got dandruff or something? Those fucking trees need some fucking Head and Shoulders. Even though they're trees, they lack a head or shoulders. |
- Johny using his player to kill a unicorn on the game.
Rob: You just mind your own damn business when you fuck the shit up for the hell of it. That's horse slaughter! You'll get life in horse court. |
- "Bet I can break a window with it." "Probably." "Bet I can even KILL a man!...With it."
Rob: What the fuck? How the hell did you pull a 5000? That attack looked the same as those zero attacks you kept doing. |
Johny: There is no pirate stat!...Hey, cool, they just updated it. They added a...pirate stat. Huh, cool, sweet! I can get a peg leg! |
Don't Wake Robby!
- Johny calling Rob a vampire. "Oh yeah, he's a vampire." "Count Robula-a-a-a!"
- Rob's first dream. "Running back and forth between the houses! (echo) (Beat) What the fuck? Godzilla? (echo)"
- Cue Godzilla trying to attack Rob and causing a tidal wave.
Johny: You gotta be kidding me. |
- Rob's second dream. "FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEE! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEE! FUCKING WEEEEEEeeeeeooooo..."
- When Rob tries to eat the biscuits and gravy but forgets it.
Rob: Wait a minute, they're on the ground. I don't wanna eat this off the ground. One with filth and dog hair all over. |
Dog Daze of Boredom
- Rob saying "hi" to Spike repeatedly at the beginning.
Rob: Hi Spike. Hi Spike. Hey Spike! Hi Spike! Hey, Spike! |
- Rob's fake animal noise. "CACTUS!"
- Rob bragging to Johny about a paper mâché hand he made and making puns about it.
- This exchange between Rob and Johny:
Rob: Johny. |
- The ending, in which Spike commits a Squicky moment offscreen.
Rob: (happy) SPIKE!! |
Pop-a-Cap!
- "Hey John, think slow!"
Dan: What the hell, JewBob? |
Half Beard
- When Rob starts shaving his beard, annoyed:
Rob: Boy, shaving is... |
- "Rugged. Smooth. Rugged. Smooth. I'M SO BRILLIANT!"
Johny: I don't think you're in a mind, period. |
- Before Johny starts playing Rob's "half beard theme" on his guitar:
Johny: Rob, do me a favor. |
Johny: (calling CJ) What? Dude, I'm playing my guitar. I don't wanna play 24/7. You do it! NO! |
Johny: Mom, can I get a ride? |
- "That was the decoy Rob!"
- "Hey, you can't do this! I AM ROBERT WINCHESTER! BROTHER TO JOHNY WINCHESTER! HE WHO SITS RIGHT THERE IN THE BLEACHERS! LOOK AT HIM AND KNOW MY ASSOCIATION WITH HIM!"
Mike: (upon seeing CJ chasing Johny with peacock feathers) Oh yeah, that reminds me. |
- The Stinger, with Rob's new beard style.
Rob: Johny, come see! |
Not-the-Final Fantasy XII
- "Are we having a party in here?" "YES! PARTY!"
Rob: It's Final Fantasy, John, not Grand Theft Auto. |
Rob: Johny? |
- "REVOLUTIOOOOOON! Sky pirate!"
Johny: RuneScape has a story. Well, pieces of a story, in the mini-quests. Why do I have to do all this shit? |
Rob: (about Vaan on the game) He's the worst character in the game, so I didn't use him. |
- Rob's Long List of wolf palette swaps.
- "HOLY SHIT, STOP THE WORLD! IT'S ONE GIL!"
- "Oh, Vaan, everybody hates you. The way you should be."
Heinous Anus Zone
Johny: (about Rob's imaginary Sonic level) I don't wanna hear this. |
- When Mr. T comes out of nowhere startling Rob right after Johny says "Fool's gold."
Mr. T: GRR! Oh, I'm sorry, did I scare you? |
- "You never have a good idea." "BLASPHEMY!"
tWHYlight
- "If it's not a teenybopper movie with vampires in it for the hell of it...IT'S A TEENYBOPPER MOVIE WITH VAMPIRES IN IT FOR THE HELL OF IT!!"
- "STOP SQUEALING EVERY TIME A PENIS WALKS ON THE SCREEN!! JESUS!"
Edward Cullen: I'm dangerous, leave me alone. I'm dangerous, leave me alone. I'm dange-- (Beat) I'm a pretty vampire, shut up! |
Rob: WHY DO I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THIS SHIT?! |
- "Glitter skin, glitter skin!" "I HATE GLITTER!!"
Rob: SHOOT ME NOOOOW!!! |
Fangirl: Oh my god, I'm gonna go see Twilight! TV said it's gonna be awesome! WOO! |
Don't Sleep, Robby!
- Johny trying to connect to the internet. "I said you'll never let me down!...STOP LETTING ME DOWN!"
- "Gotta get on a good schedule, John. On a good schedule I gotta get. Good schedule I gotta get on a." "You're scaring me, Rob." "Fear is the devil's matchmaker, John."
Max: Canadian, eh? Johny? Eh, eh? You're trying to mock my country, John? We got botch hands, that means it isn't better! |
- When Johny happily snuggles himself on Rob's bed, pretending to sleep.
Johny: But Rob, sleeping is good! Good sleep! |
- "I'll be back!" "To the future." (Beat) "God dammit."
- "All the effort wasted? DAMMIT! AAH! (crash) Dammit, who put my stereo here?!"
Max: Ooh, sounds important, should I be writing this down? |
- This exchange:
Johny: You were sleeping! |
- "EXCITE BIKE, BITCH!! WHAT? WHAT?! WHAT?!! AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!"
- This also doubles as a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
- After Rob wakes up from his dream:
Rob: You know what makes for a terrible pillow? The laptop keyboard. Especially one this fucking hot. |
- When Rob realizes he accidentally stepped in the burrito. "Ah, dammit, I forgot my feet were dirty from the burrito! Ah, gross, it's all over the carpet!"
Johny: Haha! I finally found the perfect way to make Rob go to sleep! More perfect - wait a minute! I said this already! That exact line! This has all happened before, I swear it! Dammit, screw this, this déjà vu shit's freaking me out! Time for me to go crawl on the fetal position on my bed! Why am I in this closet when I plot, anyways? |
- When Johny sees Rob finally going to sleep at the end. "FINALLY!" (Whap!) "Dammit!"