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== [[James Bond (novel)|James Bond]] ==
Someday there'll be that ''one'' bullet, knife, poison dart, or killer shoe that gets him......

# '''Row 1''': Age: [[Everybody Is Single|Single Adult]]. There was his ten-second marriage in [[On Her Majesty's Secret Service]], but yeah. '''3.'''
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: Definitely straight. That bit with him emerging from the sea in [[Casino Royale  (2006 film)|Casino Royale]] does ''not'' count. '''3.'''
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: Temporary. [[Girl of the Week|Bond Girls]] and everything......'''4'''.
# '''Row 4''': Role: The Hero. '''1.'''
# '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian, obviously. '''1'''.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: [[Good Scars, Evil Scars|Fashionably Scarred]]. There's one on his face and another on his hand, but neither prevent all them Bond Girls from wanting to get into his pants...'''2'''.
# '''Row 7''': Personality: Tough one. He's a mix between [[The Captain]] and a [[Crazy Survivalist]]. Average: '''4'''.
# '''Row 8''': Flaws: None of them really. '''1''' I guess....
# '''Row 9''': Virtues: Smart and [[Genre Savvy]] at times. '''3.'''
# '''Row 10''': Species: Human. '''3.'''
# '''Row 11''': Occupation: Adventurer is the closest. '''2.'''
** '''Total divided by rows''': 27/11 = '''2.45'''. He'll live for now.

== [[Stationery Voyagers]] ==
* '''Rhodney Antilles'''
** '''Age''': Single adult (Single, until he meets Melanie anyway.)- 3
** '''Orientation''': Quite straight, but avoids relationships until he meets Melanie. - 1.5
** '''Love interest by genre''': It's pretty much a comic book. - 1
** '''Role''': [[The Lancer]] - 1.
** '''Racial culture''': Pretty close to white, with the Statonian government being slightly Mormon-esque. - 1
** '''Aesthetics''': Hard to tell, really. His simvatar (Interpreter-projected human simulation avatar) reveals that he'd be more or less a JC Penny model. - 1
** '''Personality''': Probably closest to being a [[Jerk with a Heart of Gold]], but the jerk part would be more an [[Informed Flaw]] than anything else. - 2
** '''Virtue''': Pragmatic. - 4
** '''Species''': Up-Pen. - 3
** '''Occupation''': Diplomat-explorer. Pretty close at times to an [[Adventurer Archeologist]]. So a 2.
*** '''Total divided by rows:''' 21.5/10 = 2.15. No sense killing him off until he's had more [[Character Development]].

* '''Laura Herrante'''
** '''Age''': Single adult. - 3
** '''Orientation''': Celibate, per requirements to stay functionally immortal. - 1
** '''Love interest by genre''': It's pretty much a comic book. - 1
** '''Role''': [[The Lancer]] - 3.
** '''Race''': White. - 1
** '''Aesthetics''': [[Hollywood Homely]]. - 3
** '''Personality''': Closest to a [[Crazy Survivalist]]. - 4
** '''Virtue''': [[Action Girl]]. - 2
** '''Flaws''': [[Death by Sex|Hates being unable to consummate love with a man]]. - 4
** '''Species''': Human. - 3
** '''Occupation''': [[Adventure Archeologist]]. - 2.
*** '''Total divided by rows:''' 28/11 = 2.54.
*** Did I mention she [[Red Shirt|wears red]]?. [[Good Thing You Can Heal|Good thing she can]] <s> heal</s> [[Good Thing You Can Heal|instantly reincarnate from mud in a perfect-but-nude re-creation of her recently-deceased body]].

* '''Sylvia Martius'''
** '''Age''': Child - 1
** '''Orientation''': Straight - 2
** '''Love interest by genre''': It's pretty much a comic book. - 1
** '''Role''': [[Littlest Cancer Patient]] - 1.
** '''Racial culture''': Highly Caucasian, of the Eastern European flavor. - 1
** '''Aesthetics''': A 12-year-old albino. - 1
** '''Personality''': [[Friend to All Living Things]]. - 1
** '''Virtue''': [[The Pollyanna]]. - 1
** '''Species''': Mosquatlon ([[Friendly Neighborhood Vampire|Vampire]]). - 3
** '''Occupation''': Closest to an [[Innocent Bystander]]. So a 3.
*** '''Total divided by rows:''' 14/10 = 1.4. Sun allergy aside, she's not dying any time soon.

* '''Viola Hunt'''
** '''Age''': Single adult (Single, until she meets Oceanoe anyway.)- 3
** '''Orientation''': Straight. - 1.5
** '''Love interest by genre''': It's pretty much a comic book. - 1
** '''Role''': [[Sixth Ranger]] - 3.
** '''Racial culture''': Ghetto black-esque. - 5
** '''Aesthetics''': Hard to tell, but her simvatar reveals a hot black chick who's pretty much JC Penny model material. - 1
** '''Personality''': Abrasive. - About a 4.5
** '''Virtue''': [[Action Girl]]. - 2
** '''Species''': Gel Pen. - 3
** '''Occupation''': Diplomat-explorer. - 2
*** '''Total divided by rows:''' 26/10 = 2.6. She'll live for now.

* '''Esmeralda Starr'''
** '''Age''': Single adult - 3
** '''Orientation''': Straight. Chaste more because of circumstance than by choice. - 2
** '''Love interest by genre''': It's pretty much a comic book. - 1
** '''Role''': [[The Chick]] - 2.
** '''Racial culture''': White. - 1
** '''Aesthetics''': She's green. Her simvatar reveals that she'd be make a great [[Green-Skinned Space Babe]]. - 2
** '''Personality''': None of the above descriptions necessarily apply, but she is usually good-natured. - 1
** '''Species''': Metallic Gel Pen. - 3
** '''Occupation''': Diplomat-explorer - 2.
*** '''Total divided by rows:''' 17/9 = 1.89. It has yet to be decided, but there are good odds she survived that building falling on top of her. With a [[Sorting Algorithm of Deadness/WMG|Deadness Likelihood Score]] of 1.875, [[Put on a Bus|she could return at any time if necessary]].

==[[A Song of Ice and Fire]]==
Danaerys
** '''Age:''' Protagonist teens; 2
** '''Sexual Orientation:''' Straight; 3
** '''Role:''' [[The Hero]]; 1
** '''Race:''' White; 1
** '''Aesthetics:''' Hottest thing alive, 1
** '''Personality:''' [[The Captain]]; 2
** '''Virtues:''' [[Action Girl]]; 2
*** Final Score: 1.714. Maybe anyone can die, but Dany's sticking around for a while.

Now let's see a character most fans want to see ''very'' dead:

Ramsay Bolton
** '''Age:''' single adult, though technically married: 3
** '''Sexual Orientation:''' technically straight, 3
** '''Role:''' [[Complete Monster]], 5
** '''Race:''' White, 1
** '''Aesthetics''': not an attractive guy. 5.
** '''Personality''': sadist. 4.
** '''Flaws''': Have I mentioned that he's a sadist? Also, too many others to count. 5
** '''"Virtues":''' He's pretty pragmatic at torture. 5.
** '''Species:''' Human. 3.
** '''Occupation:''' Villain by default, 5
*** Final score: 39/10=3.9 - hope for the best

And everyone's favorite [[Affably Evil]] Littlefinger:
** '''Age:''' single adult, 3
** '''Sexual Orientation:''' straight, 3
** '''Role:''' villain AND Obi-Wan, 5
** '''Race:''' White, 1
** '''Aesthetics:''' Average, 3
** '''Personality:''' [[Magnificent Bastard]], [[Manipulative Bastard]], 4
** '''Flaws:''' Megalomania, inferiority complex, greed. 5.
** '''"Virtues":''' Smart, savvy, 3
** '''Species:''' Human, 3
** '''Occupation:''' Mentor and villain, 5
*** Final score: 35/10 = 3.5 - better chances than Ramsay '''[[Berserk Button|Snow]]''', but still has to be careful.

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