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{{quote|'''Bob''': Hmmm, there's a lesson in all this.<br />
'''Eglamore''': Okay, let's hear it.<br />
'''Bob''': Never let sixty angry kids use a herd of Laser Cows to take over your house.|[[
{{quote|Every story has a moral. For example, the moral of World War One is 'never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.'|[[A Series of Unfortunate Events|Lemony Snicket]]}}
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'''Finn:''' HECK YEAH! If I break a royal promise, [[Comically Missing the Point|I get to fight zombies, throw slumber parties, awake gumball guardians]], and--and--<br />
'''Princess Bubblegum:''' Alright, alright!<br />
'''Finn:''' --'''AND REVERSE ''DEATH ITSELF.'''''|''[[
{{quote|Remember, kids, if you work hard and never let go of your dream, one day your rich idiot friend will just shove lots of money into your hands.|[[The Princess and
{{quote|'''Slade:''' The moral of this story? Never make a deal with an inter-dimensional demon without a little protection.|''[[Teen Titans]]''}}
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Mark: So basically, the moral is get all the Chaos Rings or the villain will destroy what would have been an amusement park? —In Stong Radd's webcomic-to-be
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Bob: Hmmm, there's a lesson in all this. |
Every story has a moral. For example, the moral of World War One is 'never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.'
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I guess that's a lesson all of us can relate to: If you live in a giant mansion and want a picture of your baby in the paper, you better care about your baby too, or else he'll get kidnapped, crawl across a busy street, and a truck'll drive over him. |
Well, Mario, did we learn some kind of horribly unlikely to occur lesson today?
—Luigi, Mario Adventures
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Princess Bubblegum: I hope you grasp the full consequences of breaking promises. |
Remember, kids, if you work hard and never let go of your dream, one day your rich idiot friend will just shove lots of money into your hands.
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Slade: The moral of this story? Never make a deal with an inter-dimensional demon without a little protection.
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