Spaceballs/Haiku

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
Revision as of 05:46, 1 September 2014 by Dai-Guard (talk | contribs) (haiku cleanup)
(diff) ← Older revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)


Just touch Vespa's hair
And she will go mad and push
The Berserk Button

Go Ludicrous Speed
In order to get Lone Starr
Too fast! Gone to plaid.

—Shukmeister

One two three four five?
That's the same combination
That's on my luggage!

—Lingo Maniac 88


Vespa, come to me.
Daddy, is it really you?
Yes, dear. Would I lie?